By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
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Nothing like a good friendship to start things off! I'd just politely correct her and then continue to be her friend and see where it goes.

Just let her know your not gay, that's one step closer to starting a relationship.

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Just let her know your not gay, that's one step closer to starting a relationship.

already been friendzoned too late now

I know from experience. It IS possible to get out of the friend zone.

You should just be honest with her. If you hide the truth she will find out eventually, and probably not like you very much for lying

Why would OP purposely lie to her about being gay if he likes her? Did you even read the FML properly?

I think they mean that now that OP knows that this girl thinks he's gay, it's as bad as lying if he just lets her continue thinking so.

#27- Maybe so, but the chance of OP letting HIS CRUSH continue to believe that she can't have him (if, that is, she wants him) due to his being gay is so absolutely zero percent that speculating the deceit is completely worthless and you are an imbecile for voluntarily wasting your time mentioning 'ifs' like there is any possibility in heaven or hell that these 'ifs' could be true. Nobody who reads your comment or #2's will gain anything of any value being that it is so painfully obvious to everyone who reads the FML that OP has corrected her about his sexual orientation.

A simple 'no' would've been fine.

that would be lying by omission.

Hey I'd take advantage of this situation if I were you! Become her friend first and see where things lead after that...

Yeah I'm sure she would want to date a guy who she thinks is gay

How exactly should he transition from being "gay" to her boyfriend? "jk, I'm really straight. Sooo, wanna go out?" Not only that but I would be pissed if someone lied to me to get closer to me; it just shows me that they lie to get what they want, which is not a good foundation for a relationship.

Nothing like a good friendship to start things off! I'd just politely correct her and then continue to be her friend and see where it goes.

You might want to tell her you aren't gay before she tries to "help you out" and set you up on a date...

Tell her you aren't. If she still talks to you, there may or may not be potential. If she stops talking to you, she isn't worth it.

Wow! Friend zoned by your own personality

leogachi 15

What?

how do you not get that?

leogachi 15

At first I didn't get what a person's sexuality had to do with their personality, and then I realized that sometimes your mannerisms can make you seem like you're gay even if you aren't.

Play along with it! Girls get naked in front of gay guys all the time.

leogachi 15

False.

#8 has been there done that. You must have a really loose character friend circle.

No I'm just not an arrogant ass homophobic. I have gay friends and growing up with them I know how things work. Sorry you're too high on your horse to take a joke.

Well.... That's a lose-lose situation

Make out with a dude and post it on facebook

how would that help?

Why would op do that?