Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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Top comments
adonis88 0
it's called being bi.
Oh__Shit 0
my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.
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Comments (74)
DWynter 11
This is neither FML or YDI - this is just the way things are sometimes. And a comment - 3 years later! Wow!
tpm45 25
Wanna know what worse? When you are gay, but she doesn't know.
TREEandMONKEY 13
If you're having doubts don't start a relation. I was debating wether I was gay, straight or bi. It helped me a lot to date people but don't start relations. You'll figure it out when you date people and feel affected to certain people. Don't know how to explain it,'feeling are hard to explain. Just go with what feels good to you.
Ainkur 5
Shit.. Bummer....(?)
bivz14 11
It's spelled learned dumbass
fantasyworld 39
Nothing wrong with experimenting.
CaroAurelia 12
If you love a girl but are suspecting you might like dudes, you may be bi. In which case, welcome to the club. It would be nice not to be the newest addition. Either way, I hope you can convince her you are into girls and can win her.
knightmareengage 16
Spin it this way...She's such a bitch she turns guys gay. Her fault not yours.