etsl
France
Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not Gay
Williamston, United States
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
The L word
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Leenotgay
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Anonymous
Regina, Canada
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Jason
Kenai, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Anonymous
Bangkok, Thailand
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
straightasaneedle
Germany
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Top comments
adonis88 0
it's called being bi.
Oh__Shit 0
my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.
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love4all4 0
Dang
helpmeiamblind 0
Wow YDI for being weak. Why would you think you're gay if you're in love with a woman. Don't let them females play the mind-game on you and confuse you all up.
lincolnunit 0
maybe u just dont find her physically attractive?
cramazing 0
i take offense to this P.S. IM NOT EVEN GAYY
inkedshadow 0
if you are in love w/ a woman and having doubts about if your gay or not...WELL THEN TADA! you are bi!
BloodyPoisonKiss 0
It's okay if you're gay. you could be bisexual. it doesn't matter as long as your happy in the end! :)
signupsheetfail 0
Go nail some pussy. Guarentee this problem will go away.
Dharman117 0
#36 is right, or if you're not straight. Go get some ****. Fag.
Dante_Nakura 0
So very tactful. Thanks for the advice o' wise one. How old are you anyway?
Dante_Nakura 0
-- Accidental double post. --
ehza 0
you are gay haha
bobbim 1
I hate that people think learnt is a word...
Scorpio1989 0
@bobbim 'Learnt' is a word. It's more common in British English. Americans say learned. dumb ****
seaalien 11
Just because bobbim didn't know that learnt is an actual word doesn't make them a 'dumb ****' There is a huge difference between stupidity and ignorance. Stupidity is when I'm given a puzzle or a joke or statement, and i don't understand it because I can't put 2 and 2 together - a poor example, sorry But ignorance is when I don't understand something because it's about something I'm unfamiliar with, for example, politics in another country, or maybe it's because there was a word used I've never heard before In this case, bobbim was just ignorant about the use of the word learnt. This doesn't make bobbim a 'dumb ****' it just means they have the opportunity to learn something new! That's why always being ignorant about at least one thing is a good thing, that way you can always learn something new! :)
drummerp64 16
Being ignorant of the word 'learnt' is okay. We can't all know everything, and not knowing something is a great chance to learn. Assuming that 'learnt' isn't a word because you're unfamiliar with it, then calling other people out on that usage despite not taking the time to inform yourself of the facts or figure out if you're actually right (especially in this age where it takes about 20 seconds), is considerably less okay in my books. Admittedly, #43 calling him a "dumb ****" for it was a bit out of line, but I have to say it made me considerably upset too.
3DG30FGL0RY 9
Wow. That was rude.