lonely girl
Oregon City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
iTouch
Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Anonymous
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Overdoing it a bit
Today, I masturbated so hard I got a cramp in my forearm muscle so unexpectedly that my hand spasmed, slipped off my penis, and I punched myself in the face. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated wank
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Anonymous
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Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
SelfServiced
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
Anonymous
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Bye bye
Today, after years of impotence, I woke up with a raging boner. I was so happy until I remembered my wife divorced me last year because of my impotence. This depressed me so much that I couldn’t muster the enthusiasm to masturbate, and the boner went bye bye, never to return. FML
Kyra.45
Troy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
Top comments
Juneyah1017 9
.... Find a man! It shouldn't be hard if you want sex.
keverdeen 14
Maybe it's time to invest in a toy.
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pinguino3669_fml 23
Now's the perfect time for you to find a loving boyfriend. Hope everything works out! :)
mattuti 8
I know that feel... Only I get mad at my dick.
Raesin 21
I've never been able to ****** from using my hand. It's kind of like tickling yourself, I just can't do it. People saying find a guy, it's not that easy to just go out and pick up a guy to have a long term relationship with else we'd have all done it already. Finding a one night stand is never a good idea because you'll probably end up with something nasty. Just buy a toy, those Rampant Rabbits are good.
jcrb 11
call me.
alkolaali 7
It's time for **** buddy
ghil_fml 7
u just need to go out and get a man! or call me maybe hahaha
BenjiX_fml 13
Time to try a different hole :]
rockydify 22
I understand. I have an injured masturbation hand. :(
Elendil_fml 10
Time to use a Hitachi, I'd guess.
LoveHim_114 2
OP there are lots of things that can delay your ****** or prevent you from having one at all. try to clear your mind and do what feels good to you. 1)learn how to stimulate yourself. lots of women are different so dont feel bad or abnormal if some movements dont work for you. stop worrying about the finish line. frustration kills any progress youve made with self stimulation. just have fun. 2) learn about your body and thr places that give you most pleasure (a,u and g spots, clit,etc ) 3)vibrator? ;) 4)find a partner :). caution: not all men can make you ****** bc most of them think that every woman will ****** thru penetration and completely neglect your clit. i blame ****. Thats why learning how to please yourself is so important. you have to guide some men to help you reach your happy ending but if you dont know how to, how will your partner? best of luck.