By SelfServiced - 03/11/2014 01:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
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Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

You should listen to music while doing it then. Loud music.


You should listen to music while doing it then. Loud music.

Headphones could help too, providing you're by yourself though. Don't wanna be caught out.

then you won't hear someone coming. we have seen that Fml before

It's like a circle, a never-ending circle...

Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

Good point. Duct tape can fix anything.

Depending on how loud op is, they may need Gorrila Tape.

If you can't fix it, you're not using enough duct tape.

A gag can work just as well also works if you have a 'partner'

hopefully its not the same for your partner or future partner.

If it was, it'd be a major turn off party in the bed

Well obviously, #12 :P

You might have a funny voice.

Sorry OP what a bummer. :/

Maybe try and find loud noises during "personal" time?

try to restrain yourself from making any noise as if you're in public or in a full house. that might make your "me time" more, like forbidden or something and might make it more pleasurable

sorry to hear op. wish you the best.

Try it with earbuds in so you can't hear yourself?

then you can't hear if someone walks in on you