By Anonymous - 20/06/2015 01:22 - United States

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 863
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Bet the fight was about her not wanting to do anal

Learn to relax your anal sphincter.

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Sounds like a shitty situation

Did you like it op ?

pleasedie 22

He now does it every time he poops

Part of me is hoping their argument was over why she didn't want to try anal 8)

^ Or why he didn't want to try anal.

I hope your nails weren't sharp. You could cut your anus if they were.

That made me cringe. Why does that part of the human body have to be so delicate

that would be a terrible experience.

Learn to relax your anal sphincter.

best FML I've ever read

you haven't read the one about the woman who's husband was involved in a series of horrible accidents. he repeatedly fell in her best friend's vagina

#31. That's every other FML.

#5, you must be new here.

SheepShoop_fml 20

Never go to shit angry. ...Er, that's not quite right...

psychopolarbear 28

What did we learn today kids? That's right. Aggressive wiping is never the answer to our problems.

Why is this downvoted? It's amazing.

Bet the fight was about her not wanting to do anal

CliffyB03 28

This is the best comment I have ever read. I don't know who you are, but I love you now.

I was just about to comment about that.

mindblown by this comment.

Sir, you just won the Internet

When people have no lives....^

now you have a very, very small idea of what anal us like for us

Well it doesn't sound like it was very deep...

just the tip man just the tip

#10, your profile picture makes this comment so much better!