By Anonymous - 20/06/2015 01:22 - United States

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
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extrasnipes 22

Bet the fight was about her not wanting to do anal

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WOTAN1488 24

Learn to relax your anal sphincter.

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daltond27 10

Sounds like a shitty situation

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powaaah77 8

Did you like it op ?

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pleasedie 22

He now does it every time he poops

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Mauskau 35

Part of me is hoping their argument was over why she didn't want to try anal 8)

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Eyeslick 33

^ Or why he didn't want to try anal.

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samlovesham1234 9

I hope your nails weren't sharp. You could cut your anus if they were.

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AlwaysWatching 27

That made me cringe. Why does that part of the human body have to be so delicate

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daddysgirl243 21

that would be a terrible experience.

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WOTAN1488 24

Learn to relax your anal sphincter.

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justdanceforever 20

best FML I've ever read

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Miss_Chevious 37

you haven't read the one about the woman who's husband was involved in a series of horrible accidents. he repeatedly fell in her best friend's ******

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enginsteve 17

#31. That's every other FML.

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luststarrr 22

#5, you must be new here.

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Never go to shit angry. ...Er, that's not quite right...

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psychopolarbear 28

What did we learn today kids? That's right. Aggressive wiping is never the answer to our problems.

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Grenith 21

Why is this downvoted? It's amazing.

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extrasnipes 22

Bet the fight was about her not wanting to do anal

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CliffyB03 28

This is the best comment I have ever read. I don't know who you are, but I love you now.

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JD134 24

I was just about to comment about that.

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GotMePhuxxedUp 3

mindblown by this comment.

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tralulilulalala 20

Sir, you just won the Internet

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extrasnipes 22

When people have no lives....^

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babygirlprincess 17

now you have a very, very small idea of what anal us like for us

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Eyeslick 33

Well it doesn't sound like it was very deep...

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mld4657 28

just the tip man just the tip

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luststarrr 22

#10, your profile picture makes this comment so much better!

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