You should look on the bright side. Some people actually try and force the hand to fall asleep to get that feeling!

Did it ask you "is it in yet"??

You do have another one, or would that be cheating?

Time to use the phrase "On the other hand..." as an instruction.

This is why you're supposed to alternate between hands.

Stranger danger

You know you are a bad lay when...

Loss of blood flow to your hand may be the problem.. you should get that checked out.

Do you have "shot" attention span?

This is an old joke by Woody Allen.