By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 20:00

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Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
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You should look on the bright side. Some people actually try and force the hand to fall asleep to get that feeling!

You do have another one, or would that be cheating?

Time to use the phrase "On the other hand..." as an instruction.

Rawrshi 25

This is why you're supposed to alternate between hands.

Loss of blood flow to your hand may be the problem.. you should get that checked out.