Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
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wanted_2_want
| 40
Did it ask you "is it in yet"??
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RichardPencil
| 30
You do have another one, or would that be cheating?
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The_Avatar
| 22
You should look on the bright side. Some people actually try and force the hand to fall asleep to get that feeling!
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wanted_2_want
| 40
Did it ask you "is it in yet"??
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RichardPencil
| 30
You do have another one, or would that be cheating?
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shewasashowgirl
| 6
Time to use the phrase "On the other hand..." as an instruction.
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Rawrshi
| 25
This is why you're supposed to alternate between hands.
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MindGames
| 10
Stranger danger
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abNormal62
| 23
You know you are a bad lay when...
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DerrickJames
| 33
Loss of blood flow to your hand may be the problem.. you should get that checked out.
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theonecasey
| 27
Do you have "shot" attention span?
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
This is an old joke by Woody Allen.