lonely girl
Oregon City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
iTouch
Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Anonymous
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Overdoing it a bit
Today, I masturbated so hard I got a cramp in my forearm muscle so unexpectedly that my hand spasmed, slipped off my penis, and I punched myself in the face. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated wank
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Anonymous
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Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
SelfServiced
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
Anonymous
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Bye bye
Today, after years of impotence, I woke up with a raging boner. I was so happy until I remembered my wife divorced me last year because of my impotence. This depressed me so much that I couldn’t muster the enthusiasm to masturbate, and the boner went bye bye, never to return. FML
Kyra.45
Troy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
Top comments
Juneyah1017 9
.... Find a man! It shouldn't be hard if you want sex.
keverdeen 14
Maybe it's time to invest in a toy.
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rety1 13
Is this better or worse than having to fake it with someone else there?
reymon8823 24
Damn that sucks where you from girl
ShakeDisPlace 10
vrrrmmmmm *** that's the sound of a vibrator OP.
saintdroper 9
maybe work a little harder
truesarrif 33
sit on your other hand until it goes numb then play stranger in the dark. the excitement alone should get you going
gameover18 17
I have to "Hand" it to you. That seems tough.
qpsarah 10
I know i have been there
joopjoop 19
tell that hand how it needs to be done!
gimmicksz 9
Everyone sayin get a guy, it'll help, its better, negative lol so many guys have no skill or know what they're doing, u know what feels good, keep trying lol
Perdition25 12
You're obviously ignorant, haha. Since you said that I am guessing you are one of those girls that fails to tell a guy how you like it so he never ends up doing it correctly anyway. Let me guess, you fake it too right?
TheMathMajor 26
I think she's just saying it's much easier to please yourself when you know what you like and what feels good. Another person might not always understand how you want it even if you tell them and even if they do, they can't feel what you're feeling and know exactly where, how fast, with how much pressure, etc. to do things at exactly the right time. I know I could never get off as intensely by myself as when I do when my boyfriend goes down on me, but that took a while to get right and to get comfortable with him.
Perdition25 12
#82 said it with no tact so I had to put her in her place. As you said, she just hasn't found her niche, I know. Saying many guys have no skill is ignorant, it is just knowing what they need. 82 probably doesn't even understand that girls have different sexual needs. I know what it takes for my girlfriend and after 2 years can do it well.
Erery 16
Truth has been spoken
Nemo77_fml 5
Mmmm, email me, maybe!