lonely girl
Oregon City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
iTouch
Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it a bit
Today, I masturbated so hard I got a cramp in my forearm muscle so unexpectedly that my hand spasmed, slipped off my penis, and I punched myself in the face. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated wank
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
SelfServiced
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bye bye
Today, after years of impotence, I woke up with a raging boner. I was so happy until I remembered my wife divorced me last year because of my impotence. This depressed me so much that I couldn’t muster the enthusiasm to masturbate, and the boner went bye bye, never to return. FML
Kyra.45
Troy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
Top comments
Juneyah1017 9
.... Find a man! It shouldn't be hard if you want sex.
keverdeen 14
Maybe it's time to invest in a toy.
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Comments (134)
soapmactavish82 8
Can I get your number? I'm sure I can help you
kidsgotastinky 11
I can help ;)
Erery 16
I think I like this FML ;)
WeskersSexslave 15
if she cant pleasure herself how would a guy do it? people you're suppose to guide them
Viiarla 5
**** your hand!...wait...u did
masood13 4
call me 916-595-1570
TemptresSerenity 2
you should get a hitachi - in my view it's god's gift to woman-kind
OneCrazyMofo 4
You should put this on iFunny
georgialz 6
Sometimes your hoohaa just isn't having it. For the people saying get a boyfriend: I don't know anyone that knows how to please a woman better than herself.
SirDirtyRedD 15
bahahaha