Break-ups and Love: It's for the best

It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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You deserved it 6 946

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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You deserved it 31 431

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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You deserved it 3 764

Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

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You deserved it 4 024

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 7 050

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

Not much better

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:06 - Kazakhstan

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML

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You deserved it 3 695

grahambertus 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Well it looks like life might get better without her.

JustAReaderZZZZ 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

Why did you choose to stay with her if you were always "viciously insulted"?

Comments

cinnamondemon 8

Saturday 25 May 2013 17:36

YDI for being with a girl who viciously insults you.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:03

Yes you can. Feel very happy.

shinymaster3000 23

Saturday 25 May 2013 20:22

Don't worry you'll be happy soon

Soloman212 28

Saturday 25 May 2013 20:38

Not to insult my own kind, but why specify that the baboon metaphorically taking a shit on her keypad is illiterate?

Raykyogrou03 12

Saturday 25 May 2013 21:43

Are there perhaps any literate baboons that we have no knowledge of?

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 22:06

How is this an FML?

Likian5 26

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:44

If she annoyed you that much, why aren't you happy that it's over?

SayThatDoe 3

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:50

Well Damn Aha

MythsNLegends 10

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:53

You just received an upgrade on life by someone who is literate enough to free you from your recent baboon infestation. Congrats!!

r0dents 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 6:56

Sounds like she didn't deserve you, anyway.

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