By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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Did the class ask are you his mother or his Farter?

I certainly hope so. It's never okay to Pope little boys...


OMJizzzle 2

You suck at spelling

Inediblepeaches 15

...Thats the only thing he sucks at?

I would have piped him upside the head

I hope you don't have children

in all seriousness though, where's the discipline? my parents would never have accepted that sh*t. I'm not talking beating or anything, but your kid needs to be schooled into some respect.

Wizardo 33

Brace yourself, gas jokes are coming your way.

*coming in your general direction.

Wizardo 33

I wonder who the cloud will hit first?

Seems more an answer a 5 year old would deliver than a 10 year old. Hopefully your students are at least half-decent enough to not let this embarrassing moment haunt you.

Honestly, I wouldn't put this statement past a 30 year old man

I mean poped not piped

CharresBarkrey 15

No, I think you mean "popped."

I certainly hope so. It's never okay to Pope little boys...

sexyboi1985 27

What a lovely kid u have there. Full of manners.

well he's just 10 forgive him children and drunk people always tell the truth

Really? My 7 years old niece sure lies like a psychopath.

"Well class, for show and tell today we will learn about adoption. I even have props". That will teach him.

BellaBelle_fml 23

No, that's just cruel and a ridiculous overreaction to something so trivial.

This is the part where you tell him "don't make me get my belt". If he keeps mouthing off, go get it, bring him to the ground, put your foot on his back, and raise your wrestling belt high for the class to see!

your childhood must have been horrible

It's actually a meme

More like a popular web comic than a meme...

Think about his children's childhoods.

Cool kid. Great sense of humour!