Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
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Mungolikecandy
| 19
Unfortunately, she was looking for a reason to break up and when she could not think of one just made one up.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Translation: she found someone else and wants to be free of you.
Sorry she couldn’t come up with a better lie, or, *gasp*, have a shred of respect for your six years together and tell you the truth.
Sorry she couldn’t come up with a better lie, or, *gasp*, have a shred of respect for your six years together and tell you the truth.
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riley873
| 21
I always know the fml is bad when you refrain from jokes
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bloopaloop
| 27
Why were you late?
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childlessmother
| 16
Dating six years? Not marriage or even engaged? Dude she is looking for someone ready to tie the knot. You missed your chance
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AmbrosiaFan
| 18
She obviously isn't worth it. Husband and I have been together for 16 years. He proposed after our sixth year dating.
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protoskore
| 26
an old arab parable tells of a man who ask to borrow some rope from his neighbor and was told "no, I need it to tie down the milk". When asked since when has milk been tied with a rope, the neighbor replied "when you do not wish to do something, any excuse will do"
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schuli
| 9
A lady thinks she has the proper right of break-up with any reason. The reason is her words.
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AmbrosiaFan
| 18
You dodged a bullet. Sorry... but at least it was before you popped the question...
Sorry she couldn’t come up with a better lie, or, *gasp*, have a shred of respect for your six years together and tell you the truth.