Intimacy: Inappropriate - FML

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

Spicy

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

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Same thing different taste

By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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You deserved it 6 049

By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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You deserved it 15 858

By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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You deserved it 2 113

By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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You deserved it 43 572

With military bearing

By Pin Chi - 20/02/2022 14:00

Today, my sister’s son, who adores me, started calling me, “my funny uncle.” I was later informed this is also a euphemism for an uncle who molested you. I didn't know, and now he won’t stop saying it. FML

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You deserved it 71

Great conversation starter

By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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You deserved it 3 728

The long game

By Not this again.... - 26/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Staten Island

Spicy

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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You deserved it 21 138

Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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You deserved it 61

Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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You deserved it 195

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shippingboat 8

Saturday 25 April 2015 8:58

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

Axelerate 23

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:00

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:36

What the actual ****. That's not something you take lightly. I'm sorry that you're related to that poor excuse of a man. The nerve of your uncle to say that... I'd be careful around him. Stay safe, OP.

thejonac 21

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:39

i'm just saying you might wanna keep a few friends around you during family reunions

Unikorni 3

Tuesday 28 April 2015 22:40

Yeah, him being around teenaged girls who are not related to him sounds like a sensible idea in this case...

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:40

What that taste in my mouth? Oh my lunch...that's ****** disgusting!

pansar 6

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:48

what?

ChoolyBooly 32

Saturday 25 April 2015 16:11

#75 He was talking about how he puked a bit in his mouth. That was how disgusting he found OP's situation.

Witchylady 17

Saturday 25 April 2015 10:06

I am so disgusted. I wouldn't trust being in a room alone with your uncle ever again. Especially if he was drunk.

prostar9993 15

Saturday 25 April 2015 10:08

At least you have a backup plan....

candygirl2015 12

Saturday 25 April 2015 10:09

Oh my goodness. Sorry OP. Is he hot btw? ;)

gearhead369 20

Saturday 25 April 2015 10:16

There isn't a funny thing about this. I'm sorry your uncle is an ass, OP

candygirl2015 12

Saturday 25 April 2015 10:17

Oh my goodness, I'm sorry OP. Is he hot btw? Haha, someone hates me huh?

allplayedout 20

Saturday 25 April 2015 10:30

Is there anyone else in your family you can tell this to who could confront him for you?

91hayek 31

Saturday 25 April 2015 10:47

Watch out. Drunk words may be sober thoughts, but so are drunk actions. When he gets on the sauce, gtfo.

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