By shattysituation - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
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By  miura_fml  |  17

Now that's a shitty situation.

  DocBastard  |  38

Who the FUCK thumbed this up? Show yourselves, you overused-pun-loving fiends! Then throw yourselves off a cliff. Preferably one with sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom.

  DocBastard  |  38

Miura and Lioness - no, I take very little seriously. Puns, however, I take VERY seriously. So when I see a pun get taken out and beaten over and over and over again, it's time to finally bury it. That time was about 2 years ago for "shitty situation", yet someone always drags it back out of its coffin for yet another last hurrah.

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

4- Are you kidding? He may have splattered his underwear but he also just became her personal hero.
I want to give Op a fucking medal for performing above and beyond the call of duty. :)
I also would have bolted to the sink or shower in that situation, but maybe that's just me. ;p

  greatdanen  |  6

65 - no. if they were constipated, they would wish they could let it all out like OP in his pants. Getting diarrhea would be a cure to get rid of a cannonball stuck in the barrel.

By  MistaBlista  |  9

Steal her tampons.