By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
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Allie614032 34

Not sure why there are so many YDIs... a fart can be controlled (most often), but diarrhea can't be nearly as easy. If you didn't know you had diarrhea beforehand, there was no reason to assume that a fart would release it.

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RichardPencil 30

I’m glad there wasn’t a cup around. And so are a bunch of fifth-graders!

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RichardPencil 30

I’m glad there wasn’t a cup around. And so are a bunch of fifth-graders!

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Lobby_Bee 17

An eye for an eye.

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Allie614032 34

Not sure why there are so many YDIs... a fart can be controlled (most often), but diarrhea can't be nearly as easy. If you didn't know you had diarrhea beforehand, there was no reason to assume that a fart would release it.

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sillymama 21

Agreed. She wasn't expecting It and s**t happens from time to time.

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Symphoniaes 32

Oh honey I am so sorry to hear that! Just reading this made me wanna go shower. FYL ?

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Dave_Davington 33

So I take it the guy has the ***** with you right now, eh?

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Septembero 15

I'm so sorry! What a shitty situation.

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bidet 8

fifty shades of brown

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tonyfan00 38

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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EmDizzle2007 28

I think you kinda missed the point of FUCK my life. Stuff like this is EXACTLY what this place was made for.

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DanielleinDC 32

If you don't like what you read on the site, you don't have to come here. And the ones marked with a chili pepper are a little, uh, risque, so you can easily avoid them. Bye, Felipe!

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Madrias 36

Never trust a fart.

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piinksock 17

Why would you hold a fart with your husband anyway? My husband gets a "hold on, I have to fart" and he continues right on. Maybe we have a weird marriage.

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EmDizzle2007 28

that's the kind of connection most would kill for.

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