Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
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chrisbravo
| 4
Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!
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Betz
| 10
Well that was a series of unfortunate events.
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noelykins1
| 19
That must of hurt but it could of been worse he could of been standing up.
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Betz
| 10
*have x3
Sorry, I had to.
Sorry, I had to.
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noelykins1
| 19
Completely fine. I forgot about that grammar rule.
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awagh666
| 14
^It's not a rule; it's a way of life.
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mbusey
| 20
Yes, and you got buried for forgetting it.
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chrisbravo
| 4
Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!
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allthatandmore
| 0
Chicken noodle soup for the soul...
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IOmnomHard
| 10
Chicken noodle soup for the middle-aged testicles was my favorite one.
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MikeonFML
| 17
I pictured him leaving the door open for some reason
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Betz
| 10
Well that was a series of unfortunate events.
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krewer21
| 1
Agreed.
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music_woman1
| 11
Definitely
I simply don't understand how some feel that this is a YDI
I simply don't understand how some feel that this is a YDI
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Deeznutzhairy
| 7
Fuck those books .
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music_woman1
| 11
A dent in the wall?!
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everydayFML2121
| 5
No shit. A dent in op's head would most likely kill her.
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music_woman1
| 11
I meant frickin ouch!
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
#78 - Not necessarily. I have a dent on my head when I accidentally fell right on the corner of the table (this was a couple years ago). I'm still alive, as you can see. So don't be an ass 'cause it can go either way.
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Llamacod
| 11
hey now, he isn't being an ass. you've said and proved that a dent in your head could go either way; you survived your head dent but others have not. don't be so rude
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nancyschmancy
| 9
He eats on the toilet? Your mom has a keeper! FYL
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pillowsarecomfy
| 2
I agree! Eating on the toilet kind of defeats the purpose of being on the toilet in the first place.
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greenalleycat
| 4
It's all about maximising the efficiency of the recycling process
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rattusrattus
| 18
Nah, it's to torment the soup with the knowledge of its eventual resting place.
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vocaloidtiger
| 12
Did anyone else read 'eating soap' first?
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hunterjumper88
| 8
I did, 112 XD
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patrickalamo
| 47
Which hurt worse your head or eyes.
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CrazyManNo9
| 29
My stomach, actually.
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marisadc79
| 0
Hmm this one sounds a bit to much and out there to be true. If it did happen wow what a messed up chain of events.
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loloalltheway
| 23
I Would be in a huge shock also if that happened to me ....
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Michael_92
| 20
Are you sure its huge shock and not small shock? Could it even possibly be average shock?
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loloalltheway
| 23
Now that i think about it it's more of an average shock, not the kind of shock when you fall off stairs ...
thanks For helping me clear that up !!!:p
thanks For helping me clear that up !!!:p
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Meme1988
| 18
That must hurt physically and mentaly and on every scale you might think of..BUT why to eat in the bathroom!!!! just why-eww!!?
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matthew3
| 2
You clearly haven't read the FML properly.
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Meme1988
| 18
Soup*! Wow!! Still weird..
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matthew3
| 2
Bowl of soup to help you feel better?