*have x3 Sorry, I had to.

Completely fine. I forgot about that grammar rule.

^It's not a rule; it's a way of life.

Yes, and you got buried for forgetting it.

Chicken noodle soup for the soul...

Chicken noodle soup for the middle-aged testicles was my favorite one.

I pictured him leaving the door open for some reason

Agreed.

Definitely I simply don't understand how some feel that this is a YDI

Fuck those books .

No shit. A dent in op's head would most likely kill her.

I meant frickin ouch!

#78 - Not necessarily. I have a dent on my head when I accidentally fell right on the corner of the table (this was a couple years ago). I'm still alive, as you can see. So don't be an ass 'cause it can go either way.

hey now, he isn't being an ass. you've said and proved that a dent in your head could go either way; you survived your head dent but others have not. don't be so rude

I agree! Eating on the toilet kind of defeats the purpose of being on the toilet in the first place.

It's all about maximising the efficiency of the recycling process

Nah, it's to torment the soup with the knowledge of its eventual resting place.

Did anyone else read 'eating soap' first?

I did, 112 XD

My stomach, actually.

Are you sure its huge shock and not small shock? Could it even possibly be average shock?

Now that i think about it it's more of an average shock, not the kind of shock when you fall off stairs ... thanks For helping me clear that up !!!:p

You clearly haven't read the FML properly.

Soup*! Wow!! Still weird..