By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 301
You deserved it 2 379

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Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!

Well that was a series of unfortunate events.

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That must of hurt but it could of been worse he could of been standing up.

*have x3 Sorry, I had to.

Completely fine. I forgot about that grammar rule.

^It's not a rule; it's a way of life.

Yes, and you got buried for forgetting it.

Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!

Chicken noodle soup for the soul...

Chicken noodle soup for the middle-aged testicles was my favorite one.

I pictured him leaving the door open for some reason

Well that was a series of unfortunate events.

Definitely I simply don't understand how some feel that this is a YDI

A dent in the wall?!

No shit. A dent in op's head would most likely kill her.

I meant frickin ouch!

#78 - Not necessarily. I have a dent on my head when I accidentally fell right on the corner of the table (this was a couple years ago). I'm still alive, as you can see. So don't be an ass 'cause it can go either way.

hey now, he isn't being an ass. you've said and proved that a dent in your head could go either way; you survived your head dent but others have not. don't be so rude

He eats on the toilet? Your mom has a keeper! FYL

I agree! Eating on the toilet kind of defeats the purpose of being on the toilet in the first place.

It's all about maximising the efficiency of the recycling process

Nah, it's to torment the soup with the knowledge of its eventual resting place.

Did anyone else read 'eating soap' first?

Which hurt worse your head or eyes.

My stomach, actually.

Hmm this one sounds a bit to much and out there to be true. If it did happen wow what a messed up chain of events.

I Would be in a huge shock also if that happened to me ....

Are you sure its huge shock and not small shock? Could it even possibly be average shock?

Now that i think about it it's more of an average shock, not the kind of shock when you fall off stairs ... thanks For helping me clear that up !!!:p

That must hurt physically and mentaly and on every scale you might think of..BUT why to eat in the bathroom!!!! just why-eww!!?

You clearly haven't read the FML properly.

Soup*! Wow!! Still weird..

Bowl of soup to help you feel better?