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It could be worse. Credit your dad for taking ownership of his "mistakes" and being present in your lives.

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OK, kids, it's FML PSA time again. *ahem* HEAR YE, HEAR YE: Asking someone to repeat a comment that was obviously against the rules is downright dumb. If you can't handle your burning curiosity, please PM either the original commenter or someone who replied to it for the content. Thank you.

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Pretty sure OP didn't ask whether the condom broke, whether his mum didn't swallow, or whether the pill didn't work.

It could be worse. Credit your dad for taking ownership of his "mistakes" and being present in your lives.

sometimes it's not the destination, it's the journey. this especially applies to that conversation.

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I hate when people act like just because it's the internet we should be subjected to their laziness. you are posting something in a typed medium for others to read. if you want me to read what you have to say about something, you could at least take the time to use proper grammar and maybe even proofread the damn thing before you hit send. I want to read what you have to say, but I don't want to have to play detective to figure out what the hell your illiterate ramblings are getting at. there a

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Remember that when your prospective employer discloses during the interview that they saw your ramblings on facebook and FML and will be using that during your evaluation. hmm.... maybe I'll post a fake FML about not getting a job because I posted illiterate FML comments.

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#28 is an ass! While rambling on about grammar errors, he/she forgot several capitalizations. I hate grammar Nazis who fail to make their points by celebrating the very thing they are bitching about. You're an ass. If you give two shits about grammar, become an English/Writing/Composition professor and make a difference there. Otherwise, if you'd rather read things that celebrate proper form and function of this (quickly dissolving) language, pick up a book and quit "wasting" your time on the li

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Dallasgirl... I REALLY, REALLY doubt you will become a doctor... or that you are successfully posting a degree in any field. I cannot bring myself to believe that a respectable school would allow someone to graduate who doesn't know the difference between "stock" and "stalk" and that person would be encouraged to peruse a degree in medicine. I can't even imagine all of the poly-syllabic medical words you'd fuck up if you can't even spell "stalk" correctly. Psuedostratified cilliated columnar epi

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