I should?

By potatoehead178 - 28/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Fairfield

Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
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distortedcognition 17

Maybe she wouldn’t feel that way if you didn’t view it as “business”

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Just because you're in your birthday suit (and hopefully a raincoat), doesn't mean what you did was "business". With that mindset, no wonder she's bored with you.

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RichardPencil 30

She's an ignorant ass. If you can finish your business with her, you don't need Viagra. Now, if she wants to make several deals a night, you might have to.

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mccuish 25

Confidence killer right there

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distortedcognition 17

Maybe she wouldn’t feel that way if you didn’t view it as “business”

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Gradask 10

So she wants you to take medicine that is for people who impotent, it doesn't makes you go longer or better and can also cause high blood pressure and can also burst small blood vessel when you come. Yes, I have friend who had stop taking it because it cause massive bruises . And you should twist it around, she might have to try harder to turn you on and be better on sex too.

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Gradask 10

Common Side Effects of Viagra Headache Diarrhea Upset stomach Dizziness Heartburn Runny or stuffy nose Nosebleeds Flushing Difficulty falling or staying asleep Numbness or tingling in the hands, arms, feet, or legs Muscle pain or back pain Sensitivity to light Vision color changes (seeing blue on objects or being unable to tell the difference between green and blue) Serious Side Effects of Viagra Sudden vision changes, blurred vision, or vision loss An erection that’s painful or lasts longer than four hours Symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pain; chest pain that spreads to your jaw or shoulder; sweating; or nausea Irregular heartbeat Shortness of breath Swelling in your hands, ankles, or feet Ringing in your ears or sudden hearing loss Seizures Feeling like you might pass out Rash Burning or itching while urinating Signs of an allergic reaction, such as hives; difficulty breathing; or swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throat

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Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

That’s a simp move. You’re girlfriend tells you she’s not being satisfied & your reply is to make it her fault lol.... grow up

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demix_fml 32

Maybe she feels neglected? Or that you don’t satisfy her needs, the way u satisfy your own?

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shannon2348 14

Apparently you, like most men don't last very long. Its frustrating for a woman to get a 30 second screw. ydi

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zhawk316 5

Maybe she wouldn’t feel that way if she put some effort in too instead of just laying there.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Just because you're in your birthday suit (and hopefully a raincoat), doesn't mean what you did was "business". With that mindset, no wonder she's bored with you.

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J15237 25

Hey it happens. Besides if you don't have any problems then it will actually help you last longer. You could try getting some of those KY Sprays and see if it helps. I am sorry she is being so difficult about it, but you really should try to see it from her point of view. There are things out there to help you out. Its nothing to be ashamed about.

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samomaha 17

'Finished your business'?!? Dear god, you make it sound like you were peeing on her!

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