Priapism Tuesday

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 04:00

Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 795
You deserved it 221

Same thing different taste

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Don't worry. They're not going to have to cut your dick off. It's just going to fall off all by itself.

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Don't worry. They're not going to have to cut your dick off. It's just going to fall off all by itself.

The old lit match trick didn't work? Sorry buddy, but you're screwed. And not screwed.