Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML
Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
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Top comments
that_one_guy 0
That suuuucccccckkkkssss I'm sorry to hear about that. Just one question, who the **** could possibly think that you deserve it?
StudleytheDragon 0
I hate how no matter how shitty the thing is there's always some jackasses that say you deserved it, how the **** is this the persons fault?! and I'm sorry for your loss
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Comments (21)
that_one_guy 0
That suuuucccccckkkkssss I'm sorry to hear about that. Just one question, who the **** could possibly think that you deserve it?
Alicia_Raven7 0
people are idiots. they do that even though the OP doesnt deserve it. i mean look at the people whos best achievement in life is yelling "first!" to being the first comment. its a sad world we live in.
arrow007archer 19
#4 people who want to get medals for saying YDI its 100 for the judgemental medal. people say YDI on random FML without reading them
FaguIous 22
I vote both on every FML I read. I have a sad life.
kittykat1501 31
... I cringed at #1
Amkii 0
=( Aww, I'm sorry.
primogen18 0
Sorry to hear that, my friend's parents didn't tell him his dog died til he went home a couple months later, and now I'm moved out and states away from my parents I always worry about my dog as I miss him.
jewbilee1 0
That sucks but shouldn't you know when your dog hasn't been around or your parents even talk about it.
V461N4 0
That's rough man. It sucks to lose a pet, and especially to find out like that.
georgiinaa 0
LMAO
greendaygirl112 0
we cremated my dog **** your life and ur dogs life btw both of ur parents a ducked up
bummervacation 10
WIN!!! finally! a first post that provides humour and isn't FIRSTTTTT111!!!!!!111!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!!*creams pants*11!!!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!! i think i can safely say i love you now
Big_Boner 3
Oh man, I LOL'd so hard.
ake072007 2
I am soooo sorry. I would hate to find out