Work: On time

On time

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 18:00

Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 20:04

Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML

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So you had a bad day…

By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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The trap

By I hate my life - 15/11/2022 18:00 - Indonesia

Today, I came into work late, tried to sneak in, but got caught by my supervisor. Usually I wake up at 7am, hit the road around 7.30, arrive at work before 8am. Today I woke up at 5am, thought that I could go back to sleep for 2 hours, I went back to bed. When I woke up, it was already 9am. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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The passenger

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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By Devildrake - 15/04/2015 22:32 - Australia

Today, I went into work early so I could get my work all done and leave on time, rather than staying back. The later shift starters had other ideas and called in sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 16:42 - United States

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

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zeffra13 31

Tuesday 28 January 2020 17:10

Wait, you were able to drive back home, grab the laptop, and get back to work within 45 minutes? So you only live about 20 minutes from work and you're still usually late?

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 17:04

I'm surprised you still have a job. You don't sound like a very good employee. ydi

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shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 17:04

I'm surprised you still have a job. You don't sound like a very good employee. ydi

zeffra13 31

Tuesday 28 January 2020 17:10

Wait, you were able to drive back home, grab the laptop, and get back to work within 45 minutes? So you only live about 20 minutes from work and you're still usually late?

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 28 January 2020 18:53

You don’t sound responsible at all.

J15237 25

Wednesday 29 January 2020 2:12

Planning for the morning can be really hard. I would suggest doing a lot of your prep the night before. Put your car keys with your laptop bag next time? Get your clothes out and things like that. It might help you arrive on time and prepared for work.

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 29 January 2020 7:06

A good job you only live 20 or so minutes from work, it takes me over an hour to get to work. Also what is so difficult in getting to work on time when you live that close?