By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 711
You deserved it 3 514

Same thing different taste

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He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.


Sure, you "accidentally" grabbed his crotch - I see what you did.

Lauren10102 3

Does this not seem like more if an FML for the guy who got his junk crushed by a death grip from a falling person?

I want to see how many dislikes I can ge for that comment lol

crazychick1269 7
The_Troller 14

Yeah, I bet OP even showers naked too, what a disgusting pervert.

I agree! Perhaps we sense a raise in your near future?! ;)

Wow, that must've been hard. Lol I laugh at my own joke.

BarDownDaily 12

You gave him a raise, now he should give you one.

Ummm would you like me to compliment you too 104?? Hmmm okay nice red hair 104. :)

blackheart24 10

Hahaha am I the only one wondering what happened next??

blegehlehgleh 0

I guess you can say you... *puts on sunglasses* Gave him a raise.

Your 6-month plan to get your the boss on your side worked. After months of organization, the Fake-a-fall-and-grab-at-junk plan finally came through for you. Mission success.

labudamike 6
OHai15 12

*i mean guy haha total space cadet moment

^this is the result of a fool trying to write a troll #1 comment.

toenibbler 14

^and this is the result of someone trying to thread jack

PInK_ExCiTeD 7

The stupidity of some people smh! -.-

You thread jack through commenting... How else would you do it? Ugh, some people.

torch433 1

wow ur sure enough to get tha job now! :D

Why are people threadjacking the thread concerning threadjacking?

Disregard this comment. It's been typed in invisible text.

Mister_Triangle 21

This thread is now turtles. Discuss.

OHai15 12
TheCaterpiller 6
TheCaterpiller 6

Or he found one, which is worse

Why, 14? Nothing implies the sexual identity, orientation nor preference of the two people spoken.

Maybe OP needs a walking frame, they don't make walking sticks like they used to!

TheCaterpiller 6

81 - you haven't been out much have u

Llamacod 11

Well 81, you idiot, by saying "...grabbed his junk..." it automatically implies that one of the two is a male. In case you still can't figure it out- "his" refers to a male.

Also, grabbing a female junk while falling is slightly, slightly impossiburu.

Bullheard 0

Well he already unintentionally gave his soon-to-be boss a "job", so it only makes sense to repay the favor ;).

She's getting the job and their both getting a raise! Ba dum chshh

Pixxio_O 11

...Unless OP's a guy, turning this into a whole different situation.

Llamacod 11

71, its they're. ba dum crash

Dammit! But for the record I can distinguish between the different "there's." If I noticed the mistake I would have fixed it. Nevertheless I must resign from my previous role as a grammar nazi.

biglittlehead 12

I want to thin up this comment but it's at 69 thumbs up and I don't want to ruin it.

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk...

Don't know how I missed the word "junk" in the fml

Imma imma get you drunk! Get you love drunk off my humps!

florido_fml 10

How you going to thump down ^ funny!!!

ColCyclone 17

I was thinking about maybe selling it, you know like on eBay or something. But I guess I could have a garage sale too..

btstig 11

Hide yo wife. Hide yo kids. Errbody gettin raped out here.

He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.

Thanks for that mental picture, Doc. But you're the first person today who made me laugh, so +1 to you, sir :).

I think they have a name for being paid for sex.

Llamacod 11

Actually, an anaconda isn't very hung. I think you mean "he must be hung like a tapir" as male tapirs are quite hung.

xxmel 6

Not if it's the whole anaconda.

You stupid people. Doc was obviously meaning to say the guy had an anaconda for a penis, not a penis that resembles an anaconda's actual snakey penis, whatever awkward reptilian freakshow that may be. the guy kills people by strangulation with his penis, like an anaconda. Anacondas use their bodies.

KiwiKitten 2

Very classy ;) I'm sure he'll understand it was an accident, though.

Bet the boss hopes it wasnt an accident ;)

TheFamilyElf 17

Obviously he didn't mind too much if he's still your "soon to be boss"! ;)

gooduck 6