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Your 6-month plan to get your the boss on your side worked. After months of organization, the Fake-a-fall-and-grab-at-junk plan finally came through for you. Mission success.

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Well 81, you idiot, by saying "...grabbed his junk..." it automatically implies that one of the two is a male. In case you still can't figure it out- "his" refers to a male.

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Well he already unintentionally gave his soon-to-be boss a "job", so it only makes sense to repay the favor ;).

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Dammit! But for the record I can distinguish between the different "there's." If I noticed the mistake I would have fixed it. Nevertheless I must resign from my previous role as a grammar nazi.

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I was thinking about maybe selling it, you know like on eBay or something. But I guess I could have a garage sale too..

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Actually, an anaconda isn't very hung. I think you mean "he must be hung like a tapir" as male tapirs are quite hung.

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You stupid people. Doc was obviously meaning to say the guy had an anaconda for a penis, not a penis that resembles an anaconda's actual snakey penis, whatever awkward reptilian freakshow that may be. the guy kills people by strangulation with his penis, like an anaconda. Anacondas use their bodies.

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