By FML Videos Disrespectful Puppy So much sass from such a small dog! 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML I agree, your life sucks 5115 You deserved it 281 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bargainshopper - South Africa - Cape Town Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML I agree, your life sucks 24704 You deserved it 12829 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stardad - United States - Hesperia Today, my ex purposely taught our kids to call all the Star Wars characters by Star Trek names. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that she did it, or the fact that it makes me utterly insane when they say them. FML I agree, your life sucks 1451 You deserved it 350 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "cowboy_gold " Don't ignore neighbor Today, I came back to my dorm only to find the noise of my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was talking in my head when I said at least do it against the other wall. But, when I was leaving later, he walked by apologizing and said that he thought that I was not there, then promised to do more quietly next time. FML I agree, your life sucks 1650 You deserved it 413 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Brazil - Jacare Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "mom" while at work. FML I agree, your life sucks 39951 You deserved it 2852 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unwed - United States Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML I agree, your life sucks 64369 You deserved it 4383 199 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CHStennis_4 - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML I agree, your life sucks 41206 You deserved it 3850 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Singapore - Singapore Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML I agree, your life sucks 10843 You deserved it 699 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nikto Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML I agree, your life sucks 34950 You deserved it 3942 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Andy - 4/4/2020 23:00 Stoners of the world unite! Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room doing a spirited rendition of Girls Just Want to Have Fun with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML I agree, your life sucks 1607 You deserved it 175 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Calgary Today, I decided to face one of my fears. I've never had a birthday party, out of fear that nobody would come. I sent out a mass text inviting people out for my birthday, trying to sound casual. The only replies I received were along the lines of "Who the hell's this?" FML I agree, your life sucks 43529 You deserved it 4669 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RIP - United States - Lambertville Troublemaker Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML I agree, your life sucks 1741 You deserved it 132 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Paramedic - United Kingdom Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML I agree, your life sucks 41961 You deserved it 4434 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AlienZ - United States Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML I agree, your life sucks 24189 You deserved it 43902 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lotd - United Kingdom - Henley On Thames Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML I agree, your life sucks 26045 You deserved it 2043 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML I agree, your life sucks 7177 You deserved it 66976 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By seriously? Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML I agree, your life sucks 48768 You deserved it 10493 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Cape Coral Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML I agree, your life sucks 54018 You deserved it 4187 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Seattle Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 28663 You deserved it 3904 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By damn - United States - Kenton Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML I agree, your life sucks 49345 You deserved it 7973 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ihatelongflights - United States Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML I agree, your life sucks 37674 You deserved it 3005 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Monday Morning Blues Today, after a rough night, my husband's alarms started going off at 5 a.m. All 4 of them. Old town road, the Skyrim theme, that lady yelling, "I got shit to do today" and bagpipes. I'm awake. He's not. FML I agree, your life sucks 1884 You deserved it 131 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By littlespoon - United States Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML I agree, your life sucks 27356 You deserved it 3537 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By veggieluver - United States - Scarsdale Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML I agree, your life sucks 36869 You deserved it 3232 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By so romantic - United States Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML I agree, your life sucks 43625 You deserved it 3504 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dummas Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML I agree, your life sucks 3611 You deserved it 6028 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Los Angeles Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML I agree, your life sucks 65640 You deserved it 6064 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lol112 - United States - Monroe Township Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML I agree, your life sucks 28685 You deserved it 5435 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Narehs - United States Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 30081 You deserved it 2874 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML I agree, your life sucks 89170 You deserved it 4360 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Covington Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 28793 You deserved it 2505 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cmolloy - Ireland Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 35246 You deserved it 4458 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gymnasticscoach - United States Today, a kid I coach on a regular basis was talking to me about what I did outside of work. After we were done with the conversation, she told me with a straight face that I need to get a life and get a boyfriend. She's 10. And she's right. FML I agree, your life sucks 57859 You deserved it 9927 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Elwood Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML I agree, your life sucks 29030 You deserved it 7334 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Richie - United States Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML I agree, your life sucks 63091 You deserved it 4634 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By this is impossible - United States - Norristown Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML I agree, your life sucks 25307 You deserved it 2398 180 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marisacb - United States Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. Depressed, I started telling her about my terrible week. A woman came over and asked me to not be so "whiny and negative" in front of her children. FML I agree, your life sucks 32211 You deserved it 7690 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML I agree, your life sucks 66879 You deserved it 6353 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Applecross Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML I agree, your life sucks 26538 You deserved it 9835 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML I agree, your life sucks 33613 You deserved it 2434 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By melisssa87 | 30 #7703010 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 19:46 Pupps like that totally control me, I’m too weak for them Send a private message 4 0 Reply
By julfunky | 29 #7703094 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 22:03 She has one. Did you not watch the video? Send a private message 4 1 Reply
Reply real life problems | 26 #7703055 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 20:59 Give her one Send a private message 1 1 Reply
Reply julfunky | 29 #7703094 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 22:03 She has one. Did you not watch the video? Send a private message 4 1 Reply
By melisssa87 | 30 #7703010 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 19:46 Pupps like that totally control me, I’m too weak for them Send a private message 4 0 Reply
By Charlie Given | 23 #7703131 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 22:56 🤣🤣🤣this dog sounds like it's a young boy doing a voice over of a dog barking Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By Glowworm56 | 25 #7703181 - Wednesday 3 October 2018 0:58 This is Walter. As you probably may have noticed, he's an excellent singer. Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By cathing | 3 #7703185 - Wednesday 3 October 2018 1:16 he is listening attentively. he is like a little child with tantrums😂 Send a private message 4 0 Reply
By Caleb Billings | 16 #7755644 - Friday 18 January 2019 20:33 Be nice to the fuckin g doggo Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML I agree, your life sucks 94 You deserved it 4 2 Comments
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked... I agree, your life sucks 276 You deserved it 50 5 Comments