Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
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Top comments
elephantom12 9
U got professionally trolled. Be honored.
tylersign 11
He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.
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Comments (278)
mas91796 0
ha the guy went cupping that ***** funny
heathz 9
I don't know what else to say but, FYL OP
youshitme 9
You deserved it for working for such an unethical company. I hope it happens again.
HeartofaFatty 2
fail troll is fail
jellyD 1
You blame the employee because of where they work. WTF? You rather see someone on welfare/dole? GTFO
heathz 9
because I'm sure you work for the beat company in the world, when in reality you probably have no job.
youshitme 9
'In reality I probably have no job'?! Thanks for the presumption that I've no job. I work very hard thanks very much. I find those sorts of comments hilarious. If I were to say 'in reality, you're probably a useless loser who sits around playing with her twat, wishing for a more fulfilling life', you'd call me rude, yet your presumptions are ok? Go **** yourself.
HeartofaFatty 2
I had a guy try that with a strawberry milkshake once in drivethru. Fortunately I closed my window a second before and a lot of it ended up splashing back into his car. Which was good considering I can't stand strawberry milkshakes.
ambamm135 7
I hope you went back to work saying trolololo because that prick deserved it hahaha. Fire in the hole is so God damn stupid!
HeartofaFatty 2
He looked up to see every crew member working up front bunched up in the window laughing at him.
hoonyer 17
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hoonyer 17
Epic win for you
PaganCharmFairey 3
That's something Tosh would do.
GameOver008 1
He said in the hole not the face. That's cheating!
kileyxelizabethh 4
That's what you get for working at mcdonalds...
kimono_fml 17
you can't be picky with work in this ecomony. Maybe you'd know this if you actually had a job
heathz 9
because at 17 I'm sure you have a more professional job. idiot.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Could have been worse, it could have been scalding hot coffee.
Rhetorical 0
probably get to head home early. see...its not that bad!
spartan456 0
XD McDonald every were beware I'm doing this every time I go to mcdonalds XD