jworret

About Jworret

Here's the low-down ladies and gents, I'm probably the weirdest person you'll ever meet. Gimme a week and I'll be your favorite person you've ever meet. And I like turtles.

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Jworret's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

200%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

8%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

13,100%
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

16,200%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

224%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

300%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

38%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

32%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Jworret's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 January 2011 18:47 / United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By axel519 - / Saturday 31 December 2011 02:43 / United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By KrissyBearr / Saturday 31 December 2011 01:36 / United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By naomids - / Friday 30 December 2011 00:29 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 26 December 2011 01:28 / United States

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jworret

It's in the can!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time