Slimed

By Hashtagfail - 04/08/2021 10:01 - Netherlands

Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML
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Oh man I thought you were going to say you stepped on the hedgehog and my heart sank. Sank a little less when I found out it was a slug lol but still

Did you react quickly when you realized what happened, or were you too... ...wait on it... ...sluggish?

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pipstixx 1

aggghhhh stepping on a slug barefoot is literally the WORST feeling! 🤢🤮🙅‍♀️ wayyyyy worse than it sounds for some reason, there's really nothing else like it. Accidentally stepped on a dead jellyfish once and that was pretty bad too but the slime residue from slugs does not just wipe off! takes a good soapy scrub 😫🧼🚿⚠️

Did you react quickly when you realized what happened, or were you too... ...wait on it... ...sluggish?

Oh man I thought you were going to say you stepped on the hedgehog and my heart sank. Sank a little less when I found out it was a slug lol but still

brockwaycc 3

I bet you are feeling… sluggish

This is why Archimedes invented shoes in 9BC.

Hashtagfail 15

Oooh that's were shoes are for!

For a moment I was super worried you were going to say you stepped on a baby hedgehog. I’m relieved it was a slug. Sorry it was so icky