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It could be a girls name, but the VERY obvious blue symbol if a circle and diagonal arrow shows that OP is a male.

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LMFAO I'm a manager at a McDonalds and the worst that's happened to me was this lady throwing fries at me because I pointed out that she couldn't read what her receipt said. -__-

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96- I think he was trying to say that it would be highly unlikely that it could have been hot coffee because the customer, having planned this, would have realized it would have hurt him too and not ordered hot coffee.

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I know where this happened. St. Albert, Alberta. Look up St. Albert trick shots on YouTube and watch hulk smash.

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When I worked at a fast food restaurant we had a guy get out of the car from a long drive thru line and run around the parking lot naked!

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Coning as defined by Urban Dictionary: The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.

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when I saw this I could see one of friends doing it... I literally laughed out loud then had a hypothetical relapse high five with myself ;)

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Cone-ing is were u grab an ice-cream cone by the ice cream, people faces r HILARIOUS!! uni-coneing sticking the cone on ur head! Lol done both

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Haha, it's order of operations. BEDMAS (Brackets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction). I didn't learn that until grade 6, and yet a group of 8-year-olds know it so well that they are correcting the teacher?! Man, teaching in schools has certainly changed fast.

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bedmas?! nooooo it's "PEMDAS"!!!!!!!!! PARENTHESIS, EXPONENTS, MULTIPLICATION, DIVISION, ADDITION, SUBTRACTION!!!! get your words RIGHT!

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yes a five year old drives his car to mcdonalds, orders food, then crusshes the diet coke wit his fists. makes perfect sense :)

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I could (maybe) look back and think that it makes an interesting story but in the heat of the moment I'd be upset! I once had to work the rest of my bar shift covered in red wine and I was pissy until I went home to shower.

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At first it would suck but the way I see it if it happened to me, it's a funny story later on you could tell people.

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Funny for us, not so much the person covered in soda on a hot day who probably has 4-5 hours of shift left at least.

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you look like a fag in your picture 43 if your going to flex in your picture at least get bigger first. you look fucking stupid

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the voting down of your comment is representative of the age, intelligence and lack of empathy of people on fml. something is funny, therefore some innocent person putting up with working minimum wage at a job they most likely hate should just accept having their day made 10x worse because everyone who isnt them thinks itd be funny to see...pffft fuck you all. something tells me that despite their protesting otherwise, the majority of these people would have a massive bitch fit if this was the

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