Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
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Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
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elephantom12 9
U got professionally trolled. Be honored.
tylersign 11
He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.
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Comments (278)
McAninch35 9
Something about the look on your face in your picture, combined with your account name and this comment, just doesn't make me like you very much
MineIsBigger 5
its just lile catch a milkshake oh girl! lol
AthleticSwaqq 8
Do you need some cheap, McDonald napkins with that?
jimmykaz 2
So big deal. Nothing new. How old ru get a real job
TipOfTheHat 10
I think the problem starts by where you work, change jobs!
MisterEx 28
Yes. Correct. Because he/she can. But doesn't want to. Because he/she loves to work at McDonalds. Yup. That's the case.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It's not that easy to change jobs these days. It's not even easy to GET a job. OP didn't deserve this, though I did get a big laugh out of it. But yeah, I'm sure OP wants to change jobs, but like I said, it isn't something that just magically happens, especially these days.
pennamay 11
You gotta admit that was hilarious.
captainbj2 0
No, it was rude and uncalled for. Anyone who laughs at it is an asshole just for laughing. Get a life.
FYLDeep 26
As much as I hate McDonald's, it really isn't fair to do this to one of their workers. At least not unless the worker did something just as disrespectful to you first.
jkjorn 18
Your milkshake brings all the a$$holes to your window :P
rocklare18 7
When I read the first half sentence I new it was going to be a FYL
Vaginabutter 15
if he paid by credit card, find him and return the favor