FML : Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts...

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymouse - / Saturday 2 July 2011 07:42 / United States

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By funktown | 2

#2807598 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:32

why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?

By RileyL29 | 0

#2807553 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:30

I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

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By sara117 | 0

#2807460 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:26

wow, sorry op

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2807736 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:42

What did you do to deserve that? & just tell all your friends what really happened!

yummycupkake | 0

#2807747 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:43

don't go to sleep angry tonight, OP. stay up late and plot your revenge! :D

The_Weirdo | 10

#2808051 - Saturday 2 July 2011 20:18

Take his phone and tell his girlfriend he has Aids.

Susieee_Q | 9

#2808218 - Saturday 2 July 2011 20:45

You're never too old for a sibling joke.

genesisnirvana | 11

#2808220 - Saturday 2 July 2011 20:45

it would be so ironic if OP ended up actually having chlamydia

CaptSkippy | 9

#2808416 - Saturday 2 July 2011 21:21

^win

1molinamatt | 5

#2808481 - Saturday 2 July 2011 21:32

Hahaha the ultamite prank :p

partyfool2011 | 4

#2808626 - Saturday 2 July 2011 22:14

28- then she found out just after she told her friends that she didn't

CasualZombie | 6

#2808815 - Saturday 2 July 2011 23:03

sexually texted diseases spread fast.

ChickenInMyKitch | 4

#2810578 - Sunday 3 July 2011 4:22

the part that really made me laugh was the last sentence oh man

a_nutritionist | 10

#2811619 - Sunday 3 July 2011 8:17

@59 how odd, thats the part that made me roll my eyes. like goofing around is something people should stop doing at a certain age.

kaynorr | 9

#2811824 - Sunday 3 July 2011 9:06

brothers ftw

By oliviarahhxoxo | 7

#2807486 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

you never grow up :p

whiteboy7thst | 2

#2807807 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:49

*I never grow up

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2808332 - Saturday 2 July 2011 21:08

damn straight

MrFlintstone | 5

#2811396 - Sunday 3 July 2011 7:17

nope just out

By blondie1208 | 17

#2807512 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

little asshole.

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2807717 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:40

*big.

JellyRollz202 | 0

#2807789 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:47

30 I kno this is irrelevant to the subject but your comments seriously piss me off.

blondie1208 | 17

#2808131 - Saturday 2 July 2011 20:29

Ok. That's your opinion.

MaskingTape | 2

#2809265 - Sunday 3 July 2011 0:14

I agree with 19. I think FML should only let those >18 comment.

blondie1208 | 17

#2810898 - Sunday 3 July 2011 5:36

what's the big deal? it's not like I'm 6? I'm 15. I can comment if I want, just like you can. so chill out. thanks.

maddie2015 | 0

#2810913 - Sunday 3 July 2011 5:37

hb no. we have facebooks too. get over it. we have rights to and it's so easy to say you're over 18 years old. okay u dnt like her opinion. oh well who cares. 1 opinion over how many but saying that only adults can have a FML is gonna piss the world off.

a_nutritionist | 10

#2811697 - Sunday 3 July 2011 8:44

i dont think i remember there being a right to "and it's so easy to say you're over 18 years old".

by the way, 1 opinion? clearly not. 10 thumbs up suggests otherwise. congrats on having facebook though, we are all really impressed.

powderpuffjord13 | 0

#2822434 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:13

lol thats actually pretty funny. I think it builds a better relationship with siblings faster...

KGBelle24 | 7

#5092452 - Monday 29 October 2012 3:22

63, it's teens like you that cause people to look down upon those of our generation. Please show yourself to the door.

By FLY_GUY | 0

#2807544 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:29

WOW that's fucked up smh

By RileyL29 | 0

#2807553 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:30

I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

Lauren10102 | 3

#2807604 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:32

He is still never going to live that down no matter what he does at this point.

By raymel | 5

#2807555 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:30

haha get back at him by doing something Worse ^.^

By maffy4ever | 8

#2807570 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:31

He's your brother, you can get him back without getting in much trouble.

By bigmanj28 | 0

#2807592 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:32

Say to your friends 'Who do you think I got it from?'

bigmanj28 | 0

#2807625 - Saturday 2 July 2011 19:33

Crap I read it wrong

UnderJonathan | 8

#2810288 - Sunday 3 July 2011 3:14

Epic Fail.

a_nutritionist | 10

#2811707 - Sunday 3 July 2011 8:46

toilet seat bro, toilet seat...its been proven in undocumented urban legends everywhere that toilet seats harbour the sti's of anyone who sits on them. dont argue, its science.