Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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funktown
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why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?
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RileyL29
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I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.
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sara117
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wow, sorry op
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KingGeorgeGal
| 12
What did you do to deserve that? & just tell all your friends what really happened!
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yummycupkake
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don't go to sleep angry tonight, OP. stay up late and plot your revenge! :D
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The_Weirdo
| 10
Take his phone and tell his girlfriend he has Aids.
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Susieee_Q
| 9
You're never too old for a sibling joke.
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genesisnirvana
| 11
it would be so ironic if OP ended up actually having chlamydia
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CaptSkippy
| 9
^win
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1molinamatt
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Hahaha the ultamite prank :p
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partyfool2011
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28- then she found out just after she told her friends that she didn't
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CasualZombie
| 6
sexually texted diseases spread fast.
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ChickenInMyKitch
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the part that really made me laugh was the last sentence oh man
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a_nutritionist
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@59 how odd, thats the part that made me roll my eyes. like goofing around is something people should stop doing at a certain age.
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kaynorr
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brothers ftw
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oliviarahhxoxo
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you never grow up :p
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whiteboy7thst
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*I never grow up
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xleanne_aLly
| 23
damn straight
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MrFlintstone
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nope just out
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blondie1208
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little asshole.
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KingGeorgeGal
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*big.
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JellyRollz202
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30 I kno this is irrelevant to the subject but your comments seriously piss me off.
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blondie1208
| 17
Ok. That's your opinion.
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MaskingTape
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I agree with 19. I think FML should only let those >18 comment.
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blondie1208
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what's the big deal? it's not like I'm 6? I'm 15. I can comment if I want, just like you can. so chill out. thanks.
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maddie2015
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hb no. we have facebooks too. get over it. we have rights to and it's so easy to say you're over 18 years old. okay u dnt like her opinion. oh well who cares. 1 opinion over how many but saying that only adults can have a FML is gonna piss the world off.
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a_nutritionist
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i dont think i remember there being a right to "and it's so easy to say you're over 18 years old".
by the way, 1 opinion? clearly not. 10 thumbs up suggests otherwise. congrats on having facebook though, we are all really impressed.
by the way, 1 opinion? clearly not. 10 thumbs up suggests otherwise. congrats on having facebook though, we are all really impressed.
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powderpuffjord13
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lol thats actually pretty funny. I think it builds a better relationship with siblings faster...
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KGBelle24
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63, it's teens like you that cause people to look down upon those of our generation. Please show yourself to the door.
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FLY_GUY
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WOW that's fucked up smh
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RileyL29
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I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.
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Lauren10102
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He is still never going to live that down no matter what he does at this point.
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raymel
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haha get back at him by doing something Worse ^.^
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maffy4ever
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He's your brother, you can get him back without getting in much trouble.
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bigmanj28
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Say to your friends 'Who do you think I got it from?'
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bigmanj28
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Crap I read it wrong
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UnderJonathan
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Epic Fail.
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a_nutritionist
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toilet seat bro, toilet seat...its been proven in undocumented urban legends everywhere that toilet seats harbour the sti's of anyone who sits on them. dont argue, its science.
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ceepevoy
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Not winning
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funktown
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why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?
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blastedcamera
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IKR!
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dewby98
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definately
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BaconDave
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"If you are around town and someone says I have chlamydia, they're wrong"
I was trying to quote Easy A, but I might of butchered it.
I was trying to quote Easy A, but I might of butchered it.