Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.

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dinosluver13 1

I thinks he's not so into girls....

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dvdp112 0

maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.

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dvdp112 0

maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.

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dvdp112 0

whoa did not post it 4 times my phone spazzed out and then shut down.. deepest apologies FML users on the bright side I guess it REALLY gets my POV across.. lol

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dvdp112 0

maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.

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dvdp112 0

maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.

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suprmidgt 0

maybe next he'll ask you to wear a suit and tie and blow your strap on.... or you guy friends... he gay.

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Orcina1 3

Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay. homosexual

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Leo518 0

who said OP is a girl ;)

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kaengle 5

well considering op's name is "beardedlady", I'm guessing it's a girl smarty pants.

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