Miscellaneous: Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and...

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 5 718

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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You deserved it 2 795

By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 261

You deserved it 13 639

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 624

You deserved it 36 813

By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 789

You deserved it 45 710

By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 935

You deserved it 7 734

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 574

You deserved it 7 737

By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 917

You deserved it 5 357

And you like him why exactly?

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML

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You deserved it 270

Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 401

You deserved it 21 998

Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 273

You deserved it 3 644

sweeetboy 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:03

he's hungry!

RyanMacVey 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:05

do you have braces? ...coz they are the worst for getting food stuck in... cant even count how many times something like that has happened to me

Comments

sweeetboy 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:03

he's hungry!

Shy_Anne 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:47

you made each other smile :)

randiZ25 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:48

he enjoys sea food

theunknowned 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:48

at least it wasn't on your face

myfruitloop 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:58

37, I see what you did there

yummycupkake 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:09

42, hopefully not with that face ^^

The_Weirdo 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:20

At least you didn't barf on him.

garrettsgirl 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:58

at least he wasn't mean about it:)

dolphincheddar 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:08

he probably didn't notice you sheep spleen! and he is flirting with you and you like him, this isn't an fml your just paranoid he gave a shit lol. the worst that could happen is he could notice, you or him remove it, then your back to normal. besides, it adds flavor when you make out, like wearing fruity lip chap.. mmm.. skittles

dolphincheddar 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:16

why the bejeebers was that moderated? *sadface*

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:18

47, I sea what you did there ")

nabee26 15

Saturday 30 June 2012 0:23

I don't get your comment... He's hungry??? How would it make it as him being hungry?? Doesn't make sense, dumb comment. Stop trying to be cute bc it ain't working girl..... :(

worldcupcheer17 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:03

Aww sorry op, that's really embarrassing, maybe next time you should go to the bathroom an check yourself after you eat(:

partyfool2011 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:19

I really do hate these kinds of posts

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:14

me too

worldcupcheer17 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:48

too bad both of yours doesn't make it any better, they're unnecessary.

farhil 14

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:02

Are any posts considered a necessity?

BountyBass 13

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:03

maybe he thought it was bling bling

OWNZ 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:15

Forget gold teeth! Lettuce is where its at! ;)

volley4eva1698 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:03

I'm more of a squished carrot kinda girl

whybother8 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:22

throw some food on dat bitch!

Trupe 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:03

And....? He obviously enjoyed you and the conversation. It couldn't have been that huge a deal.

Trupe 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:07

Oh I read the fml wrong.....in that case, op yeah that's kind of embarrassing. I guess youll check next time.

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:03

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:41

damnn y'all hatin

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:44

I was playing

LikeaPRESIDENT 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:29

-hates-

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:06

yea I know... but tbh I meant to write..." that HAS never happened to me" but whatevez

airborn54 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:14

girl can I get yo numba?

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:20

got my phone taken away... look at my profile for my email tho... I think it's on there

volley4eva1698 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:25

you have a problem.

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:26

me??

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:27

Just give up.

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:39

lol

LikeaPRESIDENT 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:58

-hates a bit more-

LikeaPRESIDENT 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:08

so it would happen to you since your "just playing" I can't believe you lied to us >:O

shybear15 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:46

lol Idk why I said that... *facepalm* my badd

UnknwnClassicGrl 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:26

Ugh. Just stop already. Go fade in the background, will you?

shybear15 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:20

OR you could go suck a big one and hop off...k?

xSiiKxXxNaStYx 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:48

you sir have a notisable mustache so.. atleased the guy flirted with her... he wouldnt have been able to notice that your a girl. so just stop

RyanMacVey 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:05

do you have braces? ...coz they are the worst for getting food stuck in... cant even count how many times something like that has happened to me

kaengle 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:13

that's why I always check my teeth and brush them after every meal(: braces suck!

xleanne_aLly 23

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:38

they dooo, when they tighten them it's the worst!

wisericky 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:53

Hey 6, ur pretty cute. ;)

RyanMacVey 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:02

thanks ricky... your pretty cute yourself :P

OceanBreathesSal 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:15

the worst part is when your talking to your friends and they decide to tell you all late, like after you talked to a cute guy or something.

EmyB_fml 8

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:58

ugh I know when I had braces I was so paranoid about that :(

mooshibear140 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:44

UGH! I used to have braces and it was not fun. It takes like an hour to floss because you have to loop the thread through. :P But it really helped me improve my teeth brushing skills! Unfortunately, I have to wear a retainer at night now that the braces are off and there are tiny wires glued to the back of my teeth for life or else the teeth go back crooked. :( Overall though, I think that having straight teeth is worth all of the food stuck in your braces and the pain we must endure when they are tightened. :)