Kids, Health, Sex, Awkward and Disability: My ears! My ears! - FML

My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 22:00

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Today, I heard my son losing his virginity. It was hard not to, I’m disabled and need his assistance to get out of bed, so when I woke up I could hear them in the next room. He sounded like a dying cat, plus he cried afterwards, and she had to comfort him. God I wish I was deaf as well as disabled. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 November 2022 23:20

Sounds like you ****** up in giving him The Talk.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 19 November 2022 22:45

What in God's name did you hear? I mean, I've never been a teenage guy so I have no idea what to expect when one loses his virginity, but I always imagined it being something like "Oh my GOD" (squirt). Never understood why some guys apparently start crying shortly afterward. It's not like THEIR nether region gets torn when losing their virginity.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 November 2022 23:20

Sounds like you ****** up in giving him The Talk.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 19 November 2022 22:45

What in God's name did you hear? I mean, I've never been a teenage guy so I have no idea what to expect when one loses his virginity, but I always imagined it being something like "Oh my GOD" (squirt). Never understood why some guys apparently start crying shortly afterward. It's not like THEIR nether region gets torn when losing their virginity.

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