My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 22:00

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Today, I heard my son losing his virginity. It was hard not to, I’m disabled and need his assistance to get out of bed, so when I woke up I could hear them in the next room. He sounded like a dying cat, plus he cried afterwards, and she had to comfort him. God I wish I was deaf as well as disabled. FML
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Sounds like you ****** up in giving him The Talk.

What in God's name did you hear? I mean, I've never been a teenage guy so I have no idea what to expect when one loses his virginity, but I always imagined it being something like "Oh my GOD" (squirt). Never understood why some guys apparently start crying shortly afterward. It's not like THEIR nether region gets torn when losing their virginity.

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Sounds like you ****** up in giving him The Talk.

What in God's name did you hear? I mean, I've never been a teenage guy so I have no idea what to expect when one loses his virginity, but I always imagined it being something like "Oh my GOD" (squirt). Never understood why some guys apparently start crying shortly afterward. It's not like THEIR nether region gets torn when losing their virginity.