Weird, Awkward and Love: Good night

Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By anonymous - 23/04/2013 21:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

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By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 11:56 - United States

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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svalaedgren 18

Monday 12 August 2013 19:00

Sounds to me like he's not over her.

CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 12 August 2013 18:59

Well give him a reason to get rid of it!

Comments

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 12 August 2013 19:12

The longer you allow it the worse it will get.

perdix 29

Monday 12 August 2013 19:15

If you hooked yourself a 26-year-old "man" that uses the word "blankie," you might want to toss him back in the sea, and see if you can reel in a fully-grown one.

SlapAndTickle 20

Monday 12 August 2013 19:27

The only time a man should use the word blankie is when he is talking to or about his child. Also, does anyone else find it disturbing that he uses the term blankie to describe his ex's lingerie? Sounds to me like he is using the word blankie to make it seem like an acceptable qwerk. :|

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 12 August 2013 19:52

Damn! You meant quirk? I made the mistake of checking qwerk on urban dictionary. More shit I didn't really want to know.

SlapAndTickle 20

Monday 12 August 2013 21:33

Yes, I meant quirk. Sorry! Now I have to see what qwerk means. *crosses fingers*

horneyhic 15

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:37

It could be worse but still nasty

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 August 2013 2:32

#35, the other time is after he gets a vasectomy and can tell the ladies he's shootin' "blankies."

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 5:18

#45 Yeah that's pretty sick, lmfao. I still think this FML is worse than eating fart bubbles though. Haha, Perdix.

addioty 19

Monday 12 August 2013 19:20

That's disturbing.

ViviMage 38

Monday 12 August 2013 19:22

He needs to get over the ex. He needs comfort from you now. Or let him sleep alone and move on!

twinkiefeets 17

Tuesday 13 August 2013 6:23

Why would she comfort her boyfriend about him missing his ex. Nobody likes 2nd place. Op can find someone who only wants her.

Jst4kicks 16

Monday 12 August 2013 19:27

give him a show, trust me that "blankie" would be history

max3565 2

Monday 12 August 2013 19:28

Was he wearing it?

Rhian00 17

Monday 12 August 2013 19:35

If he needs a 'blankie' to help him sleep, he is still a child and not over his ex if it used to be hers. You're probably better off without him if he's not over his ex.