Love, Sex, OCD, Tattoos and AITA: Only skin deep

Only skin deep

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Great Bend

Today, I've been married for 17 years. I struggle with OCD and there are some things I can't get past mentally. One is tattoos. I have no sex drive toward women with tattoos. Friends only if they have tattoos. My wife knows this issue. My wife got her first 4 tattoos in February. Why?? Sex drive gone. FML

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You deserved it 333

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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You deserved it 3 702

By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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You deserved it 54 160

Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 130

You deserved it 1 930

By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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You deserved it 349

By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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You deserved it 60 621

By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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You deserved it 2 667

Keep in touch

By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 129

You deserved it 324

Happy wife, happy life

By seriously - 12/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, it's been six months since I got married and my wife has since gained over forty pounds of unhealthy weight. She's not depressed, she's very happy with the marriage, she's just "comfortable" now. We are in our early thirties, and we started off as workout partners. I've been going to the gym alone. FML

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You deserved it 197

By estephi - 09/02/2010 08:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 117

You deserved it 3 124

Kinda sus

By Forgotten fiancee - 16/02/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancé is more invested in getting his lingerie and tattoo-clad friend on the cover of Inked Magazine than help plan our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 753

You deserved it 188

Lost Reggie 18

Monday 27 May 2024 3:21

Richer, poorer, sickness, health, tats.

UniUni 18

Monday 27 May 2024 5:11

Maybe because it's her body

Comments

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 26 May 2024 22:49

I really think you deserve an explanation for why she decided to get tattoos!

UniUni 18

Monday 27 May 2024 5:11

Maybe because it's her body

Hangryko 29

Monday 27 May 2024 1:37

She's telling you it's over.

dragonladiesfire 19

Monday 27 May 2024 2:20

You've been demoted to friend zone?

Lost Reggie 18

Monday 27 May 2024 3:21

Richer, poorer, sickness, health, tats.

juuuliaaa_fml 25

Monday 27 May 2024 3:33

Four is alot to just go and get. This seems like there was a reason behind it.

Yudith 24

Monday 27 May 2024 18:40

Yeah, like wife has no sex drive anymore, maybe because of menopause.

wrecklesswfire 2

Monday 27 May 2024 18:57

sounds like something you need to figure out for yourself

Hangryko 29

Friday 14 June 2024 13:26

Also, it sounds like you're using neurodivergence as a means to justify your biases.

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