stink
Gambling is harmful
Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasant smell
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
megatron
Naperville, United States
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
I hate nasty people
South Bend, United States
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)
TheLuckyBike 0
5 bucks can buy him soap
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Comments (156)
turtlemansam 6
that's a FIRST
Joshua137 0
yummy
smdbeeach 0
maybe you can pay him 5 dollars to stop anf then take a shower together :D
green_eyes124 0
pay him $10 if it makes him shower!!! : )
the_flirtt 0
wow your friend is an idiot
C6Racer 0
Like eeveryone says, just bet him ten bucks to shower.
stitch_book 4
oh ho ho #1, touche! ;D
marlaineeeee 0
I doubt that it will really last until Christmas. YDI for having a dirty roommate and for wasting my time with this lame post. NEXT!
kidsanchez1 4
bet him $10 to shower
ianbennett123 0
lmao
goldhighways 0
I agree!
black_knight402 0
sounds like a personal problem of his
residentZERO 0
well, if he makes it, shopping for his Christmas gift will be easy.. BATH BOMB!
queencitystoner 0
or just douce him with water when he's sleeping, maybe he'll get the point, oh and @38 nice ink.
unidentified_sta 5
Bet him 10 bucks that he couldn't get charged with a felony.
caliangel 0
lmao!!! Throw something sticky on him, like honey, then dirt when he's sleeping so then he has to shower haha
marlaineeeee 0
thanks 53! and that would be hilarious to pour water on him while he's sleeping... especially iccceee cold water! ha!
marlaineeeee 0
ughhh, who moderates these comments?! I didn't even say anything bad... wtf!!
Colibeau 3
good luck!! cuz that is so gross!!
JMWHS 0
punch him in the face and tell him to shower or you'll get him evicted or something
TheLuckyBike 0
5 bucks can buy him soap
luongo95 0
5 bucks can make u a better comedian
DinoPirate 0
5 bucks can buy a smelly pirate hooker
PixiiLuv 0
5 bucks can buy your mom.
hairt 4
5 bucks can shut all of you up :P
sharmoota 2
5 bucks will make people comment back -boo-
KingDingALing 9
Tell him that youre going to a wet t-shirt party and that there's going to be plenty of girls. Then when he goes, spray him with the hose. Now you have a clean friend, OP! Well...a partially clean one.
nishant5456 0
with 5 bucks you can get off with 87 ;)
JillianlikesVogu 0
5 bucks can buy you fast food to make you even more of a fat ass.
o_trevino92 0
I swear my room it did the same thing and during spring break I kicked him in the nuts then started dropping buckets of water on him and violently shampooing him
UndiscoveredChao 0
$5 bucks? wow...just wow....
mattmalin11 0
The OP posted this 20 times, and I reported him after the first 6... but I still modded yes.
starlover77 0
$5 isn't worth it.
brit4nyxbabii 0
5bucks=life
tencalories 3
o really thanks for the update
KaylieBieber13 0
5 bucks can buy u a ***** ;)
drcool41 0
just bet him 10 bucks he can't take a shower every day
djr4jtm 0
Bet him 10$ if he takes a shower now he'll be five dollars richer by Christmas
ZoroFresh 0
no pussy for either of you now
kruzito 0
yummm.... pussy
XanderScythe 11
OP, give him 10 bucks. 5 for losing the bet, 5 for him! Everyone wins.
griffmo24 0
good ol fashion cola
overthelimit 3
someones desperate for cash.
Serec 0
Oh what's that rotting smell? Its me...
ruby84 1
whatever do something more to annoy your roomate so much that they'd break the bet
HackerD00d 0
wow that sux!
Mirorbo 27
That's just nasty....he's going to make himself very sick if he goes through with this.
MarchRICKYMarch 0
this he a redneck?
UndiscoveredChao 0
Kid...just because someone is a "redneck" does not mean they do this type of thing. Trust me. I'm from a small southern town.
hosscat74 0
don't get so offensive old timer.