stink
Gambling is harmful
Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasant smell
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
megatron
Naperville, United States
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
I hate nasty people
South Bend, United States
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)
TheLuckyBike 0
5 bucks can buy him soap
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Comments (156)
danny9246 0
Bet him $10 that he can.
graceguerrero 6
bet him $10 to shower. ahh problem solved :)
Userismyname 0
Ha! Ah college memories...
harmtouch 0
tell him the same guy that bet him, bet you that you wouldn't punch your roommate in the stomach every day he doesn't shower and you really need the 5 bucks.
1fast1 0
Bet him another $5 that you can outlast him without showering. your own stench will drive him to take a shower....
kayvan 8
Take him out front and hose him down once in a while to help him win the bet. :-)
Njtorres 0
$5 dollars footlongggg
iluvmyduckie 0
here's an idea...pay him to bathe!
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
in the middle of the night just accidently wash him.
danica45 7
you should have just gave him five dollars and told him to shower (courtesy of my friend, thank you for the lovely thought)