stink
Gambling is harmful
Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasant smell
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
megatron
Naperville, United States
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
I hate nasty people
South Bend, United States
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)
TheLuckyBike 0
5 bucks can buy him soap
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Comments (156)
Barrientos432 5
Your friend is gunna smell like TOTAL BULLSHIT.
Samko_chan 5
Teehee. Either the room mate is a broke ass, or doesn't like showering to begin with =D
Samko_chan 5
Why should OP have to give their roomy 10 bucks? That's retarded. If anything OP should write a post dated cheque for like 2089.
astroid714 0
that's just stupid .. he can't shower but...... bubble bath XD yeee!!!!
MarkerofMagic 0
he can't shower or takes baths... I don't think bubble baths are any diffrent
JustineBieberHat 0
what aboutttttt jumping in a clean private pool not a shower not a bath he'll just smell like chlorine and that's not too bad right compared to shit.
UnicornsDoExist 0
Stay out of your room!
carcinogan 0
great way to earn some cash!! :D
guitar78_fml 3
He's kinda smart. He 'took' the bet (that actually doesn't exist) so that his roommate will eventually have to pay him the 10 bucks to stop this stupid bet (5 for the 'imaginary' guy who made up that bet, and 5 for himself). That way, he wins 10 bucks without doing anything. He's a genius!
ILovesMahBridge 0
Bet him 5 million dollars that he can't stay in the shower for the rest of his life.
camobrutal 0
haha I'd do something like that (:
Graawr 7
You can pour water on him while he's sleeping! Hah! :D