stink
Gambling is harmful
Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasant smell
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
megatron
Naperville, United States
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
I hate nasty people
South Bend, United States
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)
TheLuckyBike 0
5 bucks can buy him soap
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Comments (156)
snowboard7 0
what a fag
CarmelSyrup 0
mann one of you guys are gonna catch some diseases.
gothchickalive 0
you should bet him that if he showers twice a day ul give him 6 dollars
Djosef_fml 0
Wow, big deal. [/sarcasm] The terms of the bet don't seem to forbid cleaning with a washcloth, washing hair in the sink, etc. This is a non-issue unless your roommate is retarded.
gymnstemily92 0
Ewwwwwwwwww
cutie_pie37 2
just give him five bucks and maybe he wont do da bet
PhishloverA 14
Wow, your roommate must be really broke and in desperate need of money
daytoday21 10
Hey, at least that means he won't stick to it. If it was for real money you may have been in trouble...
AmyLeeEvFan 0
Hopefully it ain't new years day!! XD
natawiiex3 5
tell him you'll give him 10$ if he showers before christmas