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I wanna know how this happened. Maybe they had some jungle juice in the sink and when it was the roommate's turn, he whipped out the red-headed stepchild and made it turn on the sprinkler system at the neighborhood pool.

  ItsTheKing  |  10

*Walks in,
"hey Tom!".
"you making hotdogs?"
"no what makes you say that"
"oh nothing it's just I thought you were washing the uh.... OMG! WTF ARE YOU DOING!!


Broken down version of my explanation:
1. Jungle juice is normally made in the bathtub at a party using just about every liquor you can get your hands on.
2. Roommate doesn't get a liquor bottle, just pulls out his cock and relieves himself. If he doesn't see a problem with washing it in the sink, he probably doesn't worry too much about whether he's pissing in the sink.

Does it make more sense now?

  ShroomsOnAcid  |  16

30 I can't believe people are so goddamn stupid. Just think about it, that's what all the sweat is for. And what's sweatier than a pair of balls, other than multiple pairs of balls? See, the salt in the sweat inhibits microbial growth, so technically it's as good as soap. Nature's got this one all figured out. Don't go messing that shit up.