First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
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spinspinsugar 12

I really hope this isn't my husband posting this. his first day of work was today too and he has a god awful habit of not zipping his fly

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jbuckets_404 38

"Excuse me, Sir, but are you afraid of heights?" "Um, no." "Apparently though, your zipper is."

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spinspinsugar 12

I really hope this isn't my husband posting this. his first day of work was today too and he has a god awful habit of not zipping his fly

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RebeccaMcQ 15

Why would it matter lmao

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spinspinsugar 12

it was a joke, but I guess that's what I get for forgetting to put "lol" at the end of the comment. lol

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mfranks19891989 10

Unless your pecker was sticking out then it’s not a big deal. It happens. Good luck with your new job

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RichardPencil 30

Was there...um... significant shrinkage?

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TCRII 29

Showoff

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jbuckets_404 38

"Excuse me, Sir, but are you afraid of heights?" "Um, no." "Apparently though, your zipper is."

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Mungolikecandy 19

Did you start work at a primary school as they do not seem very mature?

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bl3ur0z3 17

So now you know you work with assholes who would rather enjoy your embarrassment than save you from embarrassment. Hope you don't find yourself working on any important projects with them.

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julfunky 29

I don’t find that “laugh out loud” kind of funny. It’s good for maybe a chuckle tops and then it’s time to get over it. Unless you were going commando, then I could understand a more dramatic reaction.

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