Work: Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain...

By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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Uncomfortable

By Vanessa8221 - 26/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML

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Gone in a flash

By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By colebear - 27/05/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 13:33 - Germany

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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YallNoobs 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:34

who the **** doesn't wear underwear? At least #1 had his boxers on and just misclosed it...

jm88 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:58

Oh man, I just went through this not too long ago. The button was missing to keep my boxers closed and I didnt properly zip my fly after using the bathroom. I gave my friends a free show for at least a minute.

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jm88 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:58

underaegis 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:35

if they were satisfied girls then: if they were satisfied guys then: if bye friends you mean the entire area then: it's a good thing right?

cassiebear7652 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:01

Uh no he didn't and you mispelled spelled. 'spelt' isn't a word. Look it up.

that_band_nerd 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 21:02

Yes it is. It just depends on where you are.

cuttybuddy 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:07

well played, sir.

YallNoobs 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:34

who the **** doesn't wear underwear? At least #1 had his boxers on and just misclosed it...

Khryzis 14

Saturday 23 April 2016 12:44

I don't wear underwear. It hurts because either the waist fits but the length doesn't or the length does and the waist is too small.

wolfy_fml 5

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:46

Just don't bring your pants into a tailor shop to get repaired for anything if you don't wear underwear. I can't tell you how many utterly disgusting things I have seen on the inside of pants. T______T