Science teacher

By Anonymous - 13/01/2020 18:00

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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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TheGestalt97 11

Sounds like she misspoke

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manb91gb 15

Maybe she's actually a seahorse in disguise?

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Jonkbaby 22

bold of you to assume the male has a penis (im kidding)

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Nico Noppe 9

"I identify as female." "Do you have a penis?" "Yes." "... Well played... well played indeed..."

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manb91gb 15

Maybe she's actually a seahorse in disguise?

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Lexie 7

Still would make no sense. Female seahorses don't have a penis

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TheGestalt97 11

Sounds like she misspoke

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InnocenceBlue 37

Was looking for this comment. Yes heaven forbid someone misspeak. You obviously know what she means. Way to write her completely off. As if OP is so perfect. Where's the eyeroll/you overreacted emoji?

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Wadlaen 23

Well, this is completely new knowledge to me - I admit I'm a 30 year old virgin, but this just seems to me to make things a lot more difficult!😮🤣

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LadyRen 20

Wait I’m supposed to have a dick? GUYS I CANT FIND IT HELP ME

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You're aware you're about to be bombarded with comments saying you'll need to send pics the creepers on this site can "examine", right?

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LadyRen 20

How do they know I’m not actually a guy? 😈

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Imadumbass 16

because although the ******** is a tiny penis, you still have eggs, not sperm.

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Razell 13

You got the <i>woke</i> biology curriculum.

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Kallon 6

Women generally have small penises, don't worry

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Imadumbass 16

Yes. I believe "a woman's small penis" is called a ********.

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Imadumbass 16

1. According to the Internet, a penis is actually a large ********. 2. How does this teacher think a male has a ******?! They don't. They have penises. end of story. 3. If this teacher is married, that would be funny.😂😂 4. If this teacher is a virgin and married, that would be even funnier.

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