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Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

By The Clitshank Redemption - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:11 / United Kingdom - Cambridge
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  bluehero  |  17

My parents got married after 3 months of knowing each other. They've been married for about 21 years. 3 months is longer than 6 days but still not a long time to make a decision to spend the rest of your life with someone!

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  DamnBobRoss  |  4

*you'reself

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  Swedude  |  5

Except for #66, 67 and 68.

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  zeuslovesyaoi  |  17

you trust humanity to much

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  HKCgrimmjow  |  15

I don't want to live on this planet anymore, because of 63#

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  BulldogHoops  |  14

63- I know your shockingly pitiful mistake has already been pointed out numerous times, so usually I'd just keep on moving. However, that particular error was just too stupid to ignore. You, sir, are a dipshit.

By  thepunman  |  11

That's less than week.

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  thepunman  |  11

It's a pun. It's weak of him to do that.

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  rg350dx  |  29

No way!

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  onealmxwilson  |  18

While it's not particularly funny, I don't think you guys are getting his pun here. He's using word play. Six days is less than a week, but he is also saying it was weak of the boyfriend to do that. The spelling is on purpose.

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  Jjimen1654  |  9

Sinse yall count so fast lets count how many people took this comment literally and completely missed the pun. Its funny how willing you people are to make some one feel dumb for a mediocre pun. *gets ready for thumbs down*

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  rg350dx  |  29

Let's look at it from both perspectives. Option 1. The commenter simply forgot to put the "A" in his comment rendering it, "That's less than a week" and as a result he would be criticized for poor proofreading skills. Option 2. The commenter was attempting to make a pun off of the words week and weak, which in itself isn't a particularly witty pun, but a pun none the less. Either way, the placement of the letter "A" is the determining factor for the judgment of this comment. Until the commenter clarifies, he is both bad at proofreading as well as mediocre at creating puns, simultaneously. This is essentially Schrödinger's comment.

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  Ceejay1  |  13

Just say no to drugs.

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  23Z9TZO  |  18

Thepunman.. Don't ever change

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  VeganVampyre  |  26

I actually thought of Friends. When Rachel is pissed off that Ross is getting married, so she proposes to the guy she's only had four dates with. Maybe this guy is annoyed that the woman he really loves is moving on, so he's using OP to prove that he's moved on too.

By  thepunman  |  11

These days everything has to be faster. Marry him and divorce two days later.

By  mirrorfrost  |  11

Um...... wow........

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  thepunman  |  11

I posted the exact same idea, yet I get a vote down....

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