Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
Kinky...?
Ali_Br_fml 33
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and happy and... Was he singing that song as tried to slip them off?
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Comments (104)
greenie213 23
For some reason, I get the feeling that OP wasn't completely faultless in this ordeal...
BubbleGrunge 18
You know, I believe your boyfriend is AWESOME!!! Any man who is sure of his masculinity enough to play around with and wear his girlfriends panties is someone worth your time!!! If they were your favorite panties, have him buy you new ones then YOU model them for him! Even if they weren't your fav, still model some new ones. :) Win, win situation.'
jett0001 13
Please tell me he was listening to Aerosmith?
crazytwinsmom 25
Dude looks like a lady!
Mr_Mole 24
Does anyone else find the word "panties" a bit gross? It could be cos I'm British.
perdix 29
#29, probably so, because in the U.S., panties is a fairly neutral term for women's underwear. Also, napkins are the pieces of cloth or paper you use at a meal to wipe your mouth. Rubbers aren't erasers, they're condoms and a fag isn't a cigarette, but a derogatory term for a gay man. They say that the British and Americans are two peoples separated by a common language.
greenie213 23
And no one knows what the heck a crumpet is!
jem970 19
One of our British exchange students asked me for a rubber once. I was like WTF?! We are in English class! Then he explained :)
RedPillSucks 31
I had the exact same issue, except I was the one asking. This was in 5th grade. Most embarrassing. Also, thongs used to be what we now call flip flops. Sigh.... Anyone who complains about people speaking standard english needs to be flogged.
debbster7 18
#29 I've lived here in the U.S. and I still find the word "panties" to a little weird. It reminds me of a little girl trying to talk about her underwear.
SApprentice 34
I personally prefer to use the word "undies", but I'm not sure if that is much better.
Mr_Mole 24
That's kinda what it feels like to me. Like it's a term children use or it only seems to get used in a seedy way. Like old men talking about young girls.
Mr_Mole 24
I'm pretty certain we use the word "napkin" to mean the same thing. What do you think we use it for?
Mr_Mole 24
I love crumpets, but even I don't know how to explain them to you.
perdix 29
#73, we think you use "napkin" for sanitary napkin or diaper, and you use the French serviette for the way we use it.
Mr_Mole 24
We call a diaper a nappy. I'd say the large percentage of the UK population use your version of napkin now.
sugarshane007 20
And this is why you don't let your boyfriend try on panties inside of Victoria's Secret.
Hafizchali 5
I guess he wore it wrongly.... Lolzz
sugarshane007 20
What the hell is 'Lolzz' 34? Did your lol fall asleep?
flyingflies 36
I am curious whether you allowed him to put them on or not.
buckdharma 37
A scantily clad lad, going thru a fad? Just a hunch, Don't get your panties in a bunch, or your thong in a throng, cause this won't last long.
FlashBurn 13
At least they didn't just slip off, means you're not fat! As for your boyfriend... Your dresses might be next.
hienzburgess 9
FYI if they didn't just slip off, it means she is fat.
flamy676 9
FYI if they didnt slip off him, it means he is bigger than her. And even if she was bigger, is it really necessary to diss on that? Some guys like thick chicks. And the media makes everyone think you have to be skinny to be beautiful...you don't!
hienzburgess 9
dw, he's just exploring his endless boundaries.
RedPillSucks 31
I think he ripped past those boundaries when he tried on the panties.