You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 100
You deserved it 437
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RichardPencil 30

You said “Eat me” and he took you literally?

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Mega Firebeast 8

what the ****

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RichardPencil 30

You said “Eat me” and he took you literally?

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Mega Firebeast 8

what the ****

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Glowworm56 26

The emergency room must have has a field day with this one!

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crims0nangel 16

On this episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER...

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leeloo7 22

Awch!!! wtf

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boopingsnoot 24

At least it wasn't your labia

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carlosATX 8

Is your boyfriend a shark?

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Lobby_Bee 17

I love it when women smell so delicious I cannot help myself but to take a bite.

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dwight7476 11

He needs to take his time haste make waste

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pjsr 32

Or lunch

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5th_point_of_contact 8

Just curious. Does this guy have a large tag on him somewhere? Something that could look like a beacon? Possibly for tracking predators like um I dunno a shark?

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DanielleinDC 32

How sharp are his teeth that he could do that? Ouch!

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