You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 117
You deserved it 447

Same thing different taste

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You said “Eat me” and he took you literally?

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You said “Eat me” and he took you literally?

The emergency room must have has a field day with this one!

On this episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER...

boopingsnoot 24

At least it wasn't your labia

carlosATX 8
Lobby_Bee 17

I love it when women smell so delicious I cannot help myself but to take a bite.

5th_point_of_contact 8

Just curious. Does this guy have a large tag on him somewhere? Something that could look like a beacon? Possibly for tracking predators like um I dunno a shark?

How sharp are his teeth that he could do that? Ouch!