Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
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obnum 19
I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one
YFOS_fml 17
That's horrible
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Comments (73)
coming back in the future 30
You should be pissed.
sayyestothedress 24
Or OP should drink 8 sips of water in a row
foxwasalamb 24
or stretching out your lungs and diaphragm, as hiccups are contractions of the diaphragm firing wrong
WH1T3B0YH4ZSW4G 9
Or drink through a straw
christina3466 17
You probably got really pissy.
coming back in the future 30
You are too late Edit: You have a vendetta against me?
christina3466 17
I had to. The pun was calling to me.
TheOrangeProon 13
Now now 3, remember what we learnt about sharing.
coming back in the future 30
Sharing
j_cat187 19
unless it is an std, sharing is caring.
Queen_bee1234 21
Stop being such a pushover.
coming back in the future 30
Is this a pun????? Cus if it is, you are pushing the boundaries.
Queen_bee1234 21
#9 Must you reply to every comment?
coming back in the future 30
You are beeing annoying. Of course I dont.
sarah5745 41
No one is 'beeing' annoying here, except for you
serenity92 5
Drinking hot water always helps me get rid of them.
coming back in the future 30
Boyfriends or hiccups?
serenity92 5
Hiccups. Lol
JuliaaNoelle 26
#14 yes, drinking hot water is the easiest way to get rid of a boyfriend. It's pure science.
onlychildFTW 33
The only way for me is swallowing the hiccup. It is the only effective way that works 100% of the time on the first try.
YFOS_fml 17
That's horrible
obnum 19
I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one
ELoni_fml 25
Did it work?
aedar 16
I'm pretty sure I read the boyfriends point of view on 9gag...
FAKECRASH59 15
Eat some concrete and harden up! Just kidding, hopefully he wasn't insulting you OP!
tony1891 22
and cue the pissed puns...oh wait guess i am too late