By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one

That's horrible

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You should be pissed.

Or OP should drink 8 sips of water in a row

or stretching out your lungs and diaphragm, as hiccups are contractions of the diaphragm firing wrong

Or drink through a straw

christina3466 17

You probably got really pissy.

You are too late Edit: You have a vendetta against me?

christina3466 17

I had to. The pun was calling to me.

Now now 3, remember what we learnt about sharing.

unless it is an std, sharing is caring.

Stop being such a pushover.

Is this a pun????? Cus if it is, you are pushing the boundaries.

#9 Must you reply to every comment?

You are beeing annoying. Of course I dont.

No one is 'beeing' annoying here, except for you

Drinking hot water always helps me get rid of them.

Boyfriends or hiccups?

Hiccups. Lol

JuliaaNoelle 26

#14 yes, drinking hot water is the easiest way to get rid of a boyfriend. It's pure science.

The only way for me is swallowing the hiccup. It is the only effective way that works 100% of the time on the first try.

That's horrible

I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one

Did it work?

I'm pretty sure I read the boyfriends point of view on 9gag...

Eat some concrete and harden up! Just kidding, hopefully he wasn't insulting you OP!

tony1891 22

and cue the pissed puns...oh wait guess i am too late