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Blackmail111
| 9
He's climbin in yo windows..snatchin yo people up
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Bblock
| 5
Hmm i wonder why he wanted your ass crack numb....
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hayleyydean
| 0
hahaha ass crack
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
It's an atomic wedgie
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KronikSplakkn
| 4
"love hurts"
"No no. Love makes my asscrack numb"
"No no. Love makes my asscrack numb"
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CanadianPuckHead
| 4
What a champ
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Blackmail111
| 9
Your boyfriends an "ass" I think you should take a "crack" at finding a new one. There's a
"whole(hole)" bunch of dating sites 'but(Butt)" don't worry you'll find someone else
"whole(hole)" bunch of dating sites 'but(Butt)" don't worry you'll find someone else
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Savra_fml
| 17
Thank you (# 20) for pointing (out) your "play" of words otherwise we cunt UNDERstand what [yo]u wanted to say
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DanGleesak
| 11
Put Oragel on his toilet paper so he has a numb ass crack.
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derper71
| 3
41 - putting hot sauce on his toilet paper would work too. :P
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
52- I think he would notice hot sauce on his ass tissue.
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phoenixslayer69
| 4
So numb ass + butt sex = good time had by all.
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YacL
| 15
14- Love hurts? Not enough lube.
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_Oblivion_
| 12
20 you aren't funny, you tried way to hard.
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nalia18
| 8
Next time ....edible thong...
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Honda288
| 2
Win!
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adam_mylife
| 3
This actually made me laugh lol
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Synixia
| 6
Ouch D:
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FMLandurstoo
| 9
Lemme guess. It wasn't the the thong that made it numb. :D
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22cute
| 17
You need to get away and STAY away from any guy who is that violent or just rough & careless.
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skullcandifiedDJ
| 5
is your thong alright?
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stephan18
| 23
Well technically there was no ouch her ass went numb, bet she even let her boyfriend do anal since she couldn't feel anything? :D he thought it through
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Blackmail111
| 9
He's climbin in yo windows..snatchin yo people up
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SanDiegoGirl111
| 3
Hide yo wife, hide yo children!
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Blackmail111
| 9
No no no no no
It's
"Hide yo kids,hide yo wife and hide yo husband cause they rapin erbody out there"
It's
"Hide yo kids,hide yo wife and hide yo husband cause they rapin erbody out there"
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SanDiegoGirl111
| 3
Damn I fucked that one up!
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thefirstAvenger
| 6
you dont have to come and confess we lookin for you!
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lotrgeek
| 10
Hahaha!!! He's rapin' people up in here!
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NoWarranty_fml
| 14
we're gonna find yo! we're gonna find yo!
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Lily_lops95
| 0
And some WAffle fries...with some..with some Coke or somethin..
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nalia18
| 8
We got your t shirt
You left fingerprints and all
You are so dumb you are really dumb
For reals
The man got away leaving behind evedance
I was a attacked by some idiot in the projects
So dumb so dumb so
"ALL TOGATHER NOW"
You left fingerprints and all
You are so dumb you are really dumb
For reals
The man got away leaving behind evedance
I was a attacked by some idiot in the projects
So dumb so dumb so
"ALL TOGATHER NOW"
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elilucas55
| 0
lol.
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KYLAisaBITCH
| 4
I seen the local news on that before it became famous!
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You_Need_Soap
| 6
Great, now I gotta go to my YouTube favs and watch it again. Song's gunna be stuck in my head all night.
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ukrage
| 1
You mean he's climbin in yo snatch rippin yo panties up
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blackheart24
| 10
I love that song. Plus the dude in it looks like he like he just got done rockin a large bowl of white widow :)
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satph
| 12
bout 5'9 5'10, coffee complexion, low cut like a ceaser, with some little waves in his hair, smooth skin, very smooth face, seeing my sister, when i walked in, he had his arms around her neck. first thing to do, was to pull him off of her... and that's what i did :D
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Daralea
| 21
rofl. Did they ever find the guy?
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sweetiepie2378
| 0
so run and tell that run and tell that run and tell that homeboy home home home boy
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Bblock
| 5
Hmm i wonder why he wanted your ass crack numb....
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Brice28_fml
| 10
Sounds like a fun night!
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
4- to make it easier going in
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flockz
| 19
no no no *clears throat*
the boyfriend wanted her ass numb because he was planning on taking her to a picnic in the middle of an enchanted forest by horseback. this is where he was going to propose. but since his little pansy ass was going to inevitably get rejected, he instead hired a hoard of forest creatures that he planned on slaying one by one in front of her to show his love. this would impress op so much that she would HAVE to say yes! but what he did not expect was i, the great flockz of FMLtopia, will foil his plans! i will kidnap his soon to be wife and marry her myself!! hahaha
*exhales* ya that's some gooooood shiiit.
the boyfriend wanted her ass numb because he was planning on taking her to a picnic in the middle of an enchanted forest by horseback. this is where he was going to propose. but since his little pansy ass was going to inevitably get rejected, he instead hired a hoard of forest creatures that he planned on slaying one by one in front of her to show his love. this would impress op so much that she would HAVE to say yes! but what he did not expect was i, the great flockz of FMLtopia, will foil his plans! i will kidnap his soon to be wife and marry her myself!! hahaha
*exhales* ya that's some gooooood shiiit.
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GwarKitty
| 5
Tl;dr
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Bblock
| 5
Or #45...
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flockz
| 19
haha haters gonna hate.
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tnlander
| 20
Surprise butt sex. Mmm mmm
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
Sure, it was the thing that made it ass numb ;)
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Ginkle45
| 1
Great time to try, you know, goin in the back enterance?
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avatar0810
| 15
Wedgie fetish?
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loroxe
| 6
Every guy has a fetish, maybe her ass is the most attractive part about her, heck I would of done it
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yesio12
| 13
He likes that kinky sh!t
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SanDiegoGirl111
| 3
Literally
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Do you, 7? Call me.
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yesio12
| 13
Depende 44. Tengo mis limetes ; )
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yesio12
| 13
But if you really wanna find out. You can ask my boyfriend.
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danny0094
| 0
Hey
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TH_Insomniak
| 15
I'll ask ur Bf for him, what's his number? ;)
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codizzzle
| 4
Takes the term "butt floss" to a whole new level
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blondie1208
| 17
im guessing things quickly cooled down after that.
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CWright1994
| 0
I would message you, but my send message button is no longer "findable."
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Smiff80
| 0
Hey Claire
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fmlist99
| 0
that just sucks ass..
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every1luvsboners
| 11
I really can't blame the man, thongs anger me also. They're just another obstacle in the way of the prize.