FML : Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and...

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck my arse - / Thursday 8 August 2013 22:15 / United Kingdom - Reading

Intimacy

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By Nyx_fml | 23

#5619526 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.

By soulebelius | 17

#5619525 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

But they do it in porn...

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By soulebelius | 17

#5619525 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

But they do it in porn...

webbface | 25

#5619623 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:02

Lol, also in porn they tear easily. At least he was being tasteful haha

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5619659 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:21

Op should talk to the guy who provides Hulk Hogan his clothing. His clothes seem to rip way too easily

iBanana | 17

#5619684 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:34

Yeah erm, that would be because his arms are the size of a full grown rhino's quadricep. I can only imagine the size of...

gallaeo | 21

#5619759 - Friday 9 August 2013 7:41

@#37 Well with all the steroids I would imagine you'd be quite disappointed, from all the wonderful steroids properties of...shrinkage in certain departments, that is...

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5619796 - Friday 9 August 2013 8:23

You know what they say. Big things come in small packages...then you take steroids...so they become non-existent?

mbuck87 | 19

#5619867 - Friday 9 August 2013 9:42

I think it's 'good' things come in small packages...

Fluffasuars_Rawr | 15

#5619872 - Friday 9 August 2013 9:46

and my mind went straight to the gutter after the dots...

Krystal3408 | 32

#5619926 - Friday 9 August 2013 11:36

Except his shorts. That shit never tears.

TheNewMirage | 10

#5619937 - Friday 9 August 2013 11:50

I think you're confused with The Hulk... Hulk Hogan is someone else

soulebelius | 17

#5620313 - Friday 9 August 2013 20:05

You've never seen Hulk Hogan rip his tank tops?

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5619526 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.

Damian95 | 16

#5619578 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:42

Well technically he did hurt her in bed.

ViRepz | 28

#5619804 - Friday 9 August 2013 8:33

Im still wondering if she can't walk straight because of the panties getting ripped or because of OP's name.

etoilenuit | 15

#5619913 - Friday 9 August 2013 11:23

Haha funniest comment ^

megstiel | 16

#5626120 - Tuesday 13 August 2013 20:23

I didn't even realize until that comment. ;-;

By Phooey | 22

#5619537 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:31

Sounds like you had a great time! how is this an fml?

Misswildsides | 22

#5619544 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:32

Obviously OP didn't have a good time. He ripped off her panties with such might, she can't walk. I'm sure that's not a pleasant experience.

By Redlawnchair | 9

#5619538 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:31

I think I would be angrier that he ripped potentially expensive panties.
Dear men,
Lingerie is pricey.
Sincerely,
Women everywhere.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5619586 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:44

Damn straight lingerie is expensive. It's the perfect gift for both parties, but it's not too hard spending 40+ bucks on a matching pair of bras and panties. It's always worth the money to see them in it though.

DarthVader77 | 9

#5619594 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:48

Dear Women Everywhere!

Man will be man and will continue to have fantasies and will do all they can to fulfill them. Lingerie is expensive, it is true. Feeling loved an desired is priceless.

Stupid Men Who refuse to be tamed

webbface | 25

#5619626 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:04

Dear woman who buy pricey underwear,
Don't tell your man to tear them off of you. Just get up and take them off seductively. He was not in the wrong for doing what he was told.