By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading
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But they do it in porn...
Lol, also in porn they tear easily. At least he was being tasteful haha
Op should talk to the guy who provides Hulk Hogan his clothing. His clothes seem to rip way too easily
Yeah erm, that would be because his arms are the size of a full grown rhino's quadricep. I can only imagine the size of...
@#37 Well with all the steroids I would imagine you'd be quite disappointed, from all the wonderful steroids properties of...shrinkage in certain departments, that is...
You know what they say. Big things come in small packages...then you take steroids...so they become non-existent?
I think it's 'good' things come in small packages...
Except his shorts. That shit never tears.
I think you're confused with The Hulk... Hulk Hogan is someone else
You've never seen Hulk Hogan rip his tank tops?
Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.
I didn't even realize until that comment. ;-;
Sounds like you had a great time! how is this an fml?
I think I would be angrier that he ripped potentially expensive panties. Dear men, Lingerie is pricey. Sincerely, Women everywhere.
Dear Women Everywhere! Man will be man and will continue to have fantasies and will do all they can to fulfill them. Lingerie is expensive, it is true. Feeling loved an desired is priceless. Stupid Men Who refuse to be tamed
Dear woman who buy pricey underwear, Don't tell your man to tear them off of you. Just get up and take them off seductively. He was not in the wrong for doing what he was told.
From personal experience, there's no point buying expensive lingerie because men will always prefer you naked.
Dear women, there is no better way to feel manly than ripping panties off your bodies. Sincerely, men everywhere.
The best lingerie is no lingerie...
Well judging from what OP said, they never actually tore
Best Lingerie is thigh high socks.
Give him a scissors next time
5- Or communicate her desires a little clearer next time. :p
Which way did he rip? Because if he ripped upwards, then he obviously has no idea what he's doing. You 'rip' downwards to get the panties off faster
From experience, if you pull too fast downward they can get caught in the lips and that hurts
Jesus Christ how big are these lips you speak of??
Should have told him to gently remove your undergarments so you could begin sexual intercourse. No confusion to be had there.
Yes but saying that isnt exactly a turn on is it?
Attah Boy!
Sure blame it on the panties that making you not walk straghit.
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Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.
But they do it in porn...