Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
Kinky...?
Ali_Br_fml 33
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and happy and... Was he singing that song as tried to slip them off?
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Comments (104)
fuckyolifemayne 4
The ****?
vbmg152 18
What? I know I'm old but I've been around the block & I don't get it!
noelasis94 18
You could have just said shake it like a Polaroid picture to lighten the awkwardness
akiahara 14
You didn't want him in your knickers? Perhaps another gross misunderstanding of "literally".
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Free Wiley
onorexveritas 23
that's awkward
lordbane2110 14
Maybe he's trying to tell you something
Ray_of_midnight 22
Crossdressing's pretty harmless but your boyfriend really needs to get his own clothes rather than wearing yours. Tell him you'll help him shop.
itWasntMe24 3
Practice makes perfect!
kkrazyangel 16
So if he wears your undies, do you wear his pants?