Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
Kinky...?
Ali_Br_fml 33
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and happy and... Was he singing that song as tried to slip them off?
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Comments (104)
buddy51 23
"....I put on women's clothing Just like my dear mama!!!.... OP- your boyfriend's a lumberjack!!!
nightmareworld23 4
Yay Monty python reference :P
beanthemouse 13
I would of been laughing histerically!
Lionesse 15
Yes. Let's laugh hysterically and ruin the mood...
rfvyhn 14
Just give him some time to get his hand in it.
node_fml 5
Did he end up getting himself off?
Enslaved 36
So when you asked if he wanted to get in your panties, that's not what you meant?
zombieslayer83 19
Life is so confusing sometimes!
lemonzone25 17
"Say something crazy, like you're wearing ladies' underwear." "Um, okay. I'm wearing ladies' underwear." - silence - "... are you?" "I most certainly am not!" * nose grows* .. I think your boyfriend might have himself confused with Pinocchio.
MeatloafCupcake 2
It's a thong!
superrocket19 17
Why would he even put them on?
WrongRomance 11
Was he trying to be hot.. or did he want to feel pretty?
zombieslayer83 19
Oh so pretty.
amifaiyaz 12
That's oddly hot.
ChristinaAAR 14
That's somethong you don't see everyday.